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@xylophonefish.bsky.social

He/Him Aego Ace (I think) I have two moods: angry and horny. Pick one. Posts will probably be NSFW, if I ever get around to it.

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I've been obsessed with the Drakengard 1 OST for most of my life, and you're telling me I could've been listening to Evergrace's OST too?

08.02.2026 12:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m not arguing with no account defending AI. My grandmother lives in an area being environmentally compromised currently by an ai data center. I remember the color of the lake before they built it and the sludge I see in it when I go to see her. Shut the fuck up about β€œthe benefits of AI” forever.

07.02.2026 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 6692    πŸ” 2513    πŸ’¬ 44    πŸ“Œ 34

What foul amalgam have you created?

07.02.2026 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Carbon fiber foldable walking stick

Carbon fiber foldable walking stick

Happy Black History Month!

It costs 0$ to Repost a Black disabled queer small business! It could lead to my next sale.

These carbon fiber foldable walking sticks are lightweight and strong. You can fit them in a bag! And they come in 3 great patterns!!!

Store: Bibipins.com

06.02.2026 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 620    πŸ” 718    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 19

Adobe is killing Animate! Oh no!

It's a good thing I have this trial version of Adobe Master Collection CS4 that is totally legal to share to download that has absolutely nothing to do with this image, nor would typing in a certain number during install convert it into a full version, not at all.

03.02.2026 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2286    πŸ” 961    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 10

Welp. Was just playing the new Terraria update. Beat Moonlord, started farming for Zenith parts, and the game hard crashed, and now my character and world files are completely corrupted.
Thanks, ReLogic. Very cool.

03.02.2026 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Seems to be accurate now.
Don't forget that you have many alternatives!

03.02.2026 11:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3270    πŸ” 1397    πŸ’¬ 53    πŸ“Œ 33

Jesus fucking holy hell.

This is what you should get loud about. If you have any Republican representatives, call them now -and repeatedly. Do what you can to stop this from passing.

This is a nightmare.

29.01.2026 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2001    πŸ” 2015    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 51
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That's it, that's the post

Ya'll know what to do

#LGBTQIA+ | #Trans | #TransRightsAreHumanRights

02.02.2026 00:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1316    πŸ” 1106    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 13

Great advice for filming ICE. Also for filming anything.

02.02.2026 09:13 β€” πŸ‘ 930    πŸ” 295    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 5

It's a new year, now's a great time to start calling the PayPros because they aren't expecting to get bugged again.

More and more games are getting cancelled for Stateside releases or forced to get censored (see the Dispatch release on Switch) and with the X stuff going on, go yell about that

30.01.2026 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1256    πŸ” 1285    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3

I'm still waiting for a mod that just lets your other vanity slots stay visible alongside the moon charm. I wanna dress up my werewolf guy and dye their fur, dammit!

31.01.2026 06:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Zenkai Boosting to flirt more effectively.

29.01.2026 13:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm glad Bluesky has a button in the report menu for this exact scenario. It's nice not having to painstakingly type out an explanation of what the user's doing, why that's bad, and hope a mod sees it and gives enough of a shit to do something about it.

29.01.2026 13:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Turn and run perpendicular or sideways, like swimming out of a rip current.

The sound wave will travel faster than you can run, and even with your back to it, it can cause hearing loss and even cause a heart attack.

28.01.2026 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

They used a Long-Range Acoustic Device or LRAD on peaceful protesters in Minneapolis.

If this is deployed at a protest you're at, it's very important that you don't run away with it at your back.

28.01.2026 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 68    πŸ” 60    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 10
"The personal, as everyone’s so fucking fond of saying, is political. So if some idiot politician, some power player, tries to execute policies that harm you or those you care about, take it personally. Get angry. The Machinery of Justice will not serve you here – it is slow and cold, and it is theirs, hardware and soft-. Only the little people suffer at the hands of Justice; the creatures of power slide from under it with a wink and a grin. If you want justice, you will have to claw it from them. Make it personal. Do as much damage as you can. Get your message across. That way, you stand a better chance of being taken seriously next time. Of being considered dangerous. And make no mistake about this: being taken seriously, being considered dangerous marks the difference - the only difference in their eyes - between players and little people. Players they will make deals with. Little people they liquidate. And time and again they cream your liquidation, your displacement, your torture and brutal execution with the ultimate insult that it’s just business, it’s politics, it’s the way of the world, it’s a tough life and that it’s nothing personal. Well, fuck them. Make it personal."

Quellcrist Falconer
Things I Should Have Learned by Now, Volume II

"The personal, as everyone’s so fucking fond of saying, is political. So if some idiot politician, some power player, tries to execute policies that harm you or those you care about, take it personally. Get angry. The Machinery of Justice will not serve you here – it is slow and cold, and it is theirs, hardware and soft-. Only the little people suffer at the hands of Justice; the creatures of power slide from under it with a wink and a grin. If you want justice, you will have to claw it from them. Make it personal. Do as much damage as you can. Get your message across. That way, you stand a better chance of being taken seriously next time. Of being considered dangerous. And make no mistake about this: being taken seriously, being considered dangerous marks the difference - the only difference in their eyes - between players and little people. Players they will make deals with. Little people they liquidate. And time and again they cream your liquidation, your displacement, your torture and brutal execution with the ultimate insult that it’s just business, it’s politics, it’s the way of the world, it’s a tough life and that it’s nothing personal. Well, fuck them. Make it personal." Quellcrist Falconer Things I Should Have Learned by Now, Volume II

Once again...

29.01.2026 00:27 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Help Families Pay The Rent β€” Stand With Minnesota Donation Directory Donate to help immigrant families in Minnesota pay rent during ICE occupation. Emergency housing support rooted in dignity and community care.

Here's a link where people can donate to help people in MN affected pay their rent: www.standwithminnesota.com/rent

29.01.2026 04:19 β€” πŸ‘ 59    πŸ” 55    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Goofy jokes aside, I do genuinely need some help on the campaign here in Lansing, when the weather breaks, I want to do door knocking and handing out flyers to potential voters in the district.

If you know anyone with campaign experience this is my call for help!

27.01.2026 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 110    πŸ” 58    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Today’s retreat is absolutely an attempt to take pressure off of Congress to rein in ICE so that a funding package can get through.

That pressure has been effective. We can celebrate Minneapolis’ win but we need to keep the pressure on. They’re not going to stop forever.

26.01.2026 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 4752    πŸ” 1330    πŸ’¬ 136    πŸ“Œ 66

I just get random pulls from my watch history.

27.01.2026 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you're in New York, please take two minutes right now to call Governor Hochul and tell her to support and sign New York 4 All, which would prevent state and local agencies from collaborating with ICE.

518-474-8390.

This is important.

24.01.2026 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 965    πŸ” 699    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 31

My 32 year old ass laughing like a crazy prospector.
Happy bday!

26.01.2026 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Minnesota National Guard members have arrived at a federal building and were directed to distribute donuts, coffee, and hot chocolate to anti-ICE protesters. Guard members were issued reflective vests so they would not be mistaken for federal agents.

25.01.2026 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 56421    πŸ” 13948    πŸ’¬ 1614    πŸ“Œ 1315

AND THEN ALONG CAME-

25.01.2026 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Transphobia is a cancer of the heart and mind.

It is a useless fear, based on ignorance and cruelty.

Trans people are not responsible for a single one of the problems we face.

Do the world a favor and grow the fuck up.

24.01.2026 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 9941    πŸ” 3254    πŸ’¬ 94    πŸ“Œ 60
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Delete your #TikTok accounts and uninstall IMMEDIATELY

DO IT NOW

His friends are officially in the driver seat now

They will absolutely use this for TRACKING and other stuff

23.01.2026 07:35 β€” πŸ‘ 909    πŸ” 846    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 65
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In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

23.01.2026 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 16190    πŸ” 20387    πŸ’¬ 214    πŸ“Œ 349

Highly radioactive gold, but yeah. Wild.

23.01.2026 04:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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