Callum Lyrae

My freak.

I tried to talk in a server and the channel I spoke in is still dead. I fucked everything up. I killed that channel. I'm a curse. The most off putting bitch. She's terrible at making friends, yall.

I hate being in discord servers. It's such a mixed bag. More than half the time I try to cooperate in conversations I either somehow kill the conversations or I get ignored/talked over. Skill issue, I know. But it has engendered a habit of just lurking and posting art once in awhile.

My wife has six living smog clouds that spew noxious gas.

Why do I like so many characters who would trigger my asthma? One of them is literally named Smoker. He smokes two cigars at a time and wears more cigars on a bandolier.

Apparently High School Musical takes place in Albuquerque. So does Breaking Bad. I've never seen Breaking Bad, but I now like to imagine that they share a universe.

Maybe some day I'll be able to wear dresses again.

I was skeptical of trying it out at first because I was worried people might see it as me detransitioning. But fuck that. I am still a man. I'm just a man who sometimes uses she/her.

I headcanoned one master of disguise as bigender and now I'm trying out he/she pronouns myself. Crazy how that happens.

Disguises. Disguises. Disguises.

Petrel is my favorite Rocket Exec. No one else does it like he does.

Kitty cat v hair tie

A screenshot of a passage from Feast or Famine(by VoraVora): I feel like lying is the best move here. Lying is always the best move. I lift my chin confidently at the giant and proclaim, “I have done nothing wrong, ever, in my entire life. I’m basically perfect–divine, one could argue, and I have–and I regret absolutely nothing.”

Malice (yes that's her name) from Feast or Famine by VoraVora is prolly one of my favorite characters to read ever she's such an absolute dork in every way

I want Matt(the character from Pokemon ORAS) to breast feed me.

Shelly! #pokemon

Behold.

Toe biter.

Happy birthday to me.

Small update: I moved everything up one shelf to hopefully avoid kitties getting on it and also I put the keychains on command hooks.

My shrine.

I restocked these #hardenshipping keychains in my shop!
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Hey look. It's Maxie and some egg he knows.

We love transman Tabitha here.

I redid the illustration for the prologue of my dumbass fanfic.

Petrel, my horrible bigender master of disguise, save me!

You're only allowed to make fun of my typos if we're friends. If we're not, I'll cry.

Love being very mildly allergic to my own cats.

How's it feel to be like 7 feet tall?

I was talking about you! Here's fanart of you with a chain-smoking medic on your shoulder!

My tier two otps are Courtney/Zinnia, Tabitha/Molayne, and Shelly/Plumeria. They're rarepairs/crackships, but I like them a lot. (Though I will note that I headcanon Shelly as poly, so she's got other girl friends).

Then there's Matt who I ship with my oc like a freak.

I think that Archie and Maxie are the characters of all time. I wish to put them in a terrarium and introduce a new problem for them every day.

I love making my blorbos suffer. They're fighting right now in this chapter I'm writing.

It's only downhill from here, boys. Buckle up. You'll hate each other when I'm done with you.