How often do you see me in my house 👀

Is this what we are getting you for the holidays?

Drawing of the formaldehyde molecular structure, with the O at the top, resembling a person with no arms. Alongside it is a similar figure labelled casual-dehyde, which is wearing a purple-ish hawaiian shirt and yellow cargo shorts

Preserve the Friday traditions

Can't wait for Scully to come try to debunk time travel and Ganon being alive again.

Fine, I'm just gonna go make my own island, with blackjack and hookers!

You might have to specify, there's a lot of them.

But can you charge my phone as well?

If it is the worst, that means I can be a go getter and strive to make it even more worst, because who doesn't like to make new personal bests.

My dream right here. Sit in the sun all day and then be full of energy and never have to eat just by existing.

When I check the media platform formerly known as Twitter, it hurts me. When I check BlueSky, all I see is @cities.bsky.social on my feed, and it's a much better place.

Digitize my consciousness all day, if it lets me live to see space travel