It's real.
02.03.2026 15:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0It's real.
02.03.2026 15:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0In todayβs episode of βhello, Iβm a dickheadβ x
02.03.2026 12:32 β π 328 π 57 π¬ 27 π 21We don't deserve this song and we never will x
27.02.2026 16:14 β π 22 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0How do you know I haven't?
27.02.2026 12:55 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0π
27.02.2026 12:09 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So disappointed that orange is my colour π
26.02.2026 23:18 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0π
26.02.2026 21:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Me wearing hi-vis
If men can turn up to a date dressed like this then so can I x
26.02.2026 21:45 β π 145 π 6 π¬ 37 π 0As long as he moves before the ball hits the back he can look like a blonde Lenny Murphy for all I care π
26.02.2026 16:56 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Finally unchaining Sinisalo from the radiator, though
26.02.2026 16:37 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0A wise lady
26.02.2026 15:26 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Owd Ludvik? Maybe Ian would prefer that?
26.02.2026 14:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Or Will?
26.02.2026 14:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Something like that. Just say your name is something else. No one checks, no one cares.
26.02.2026 14:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0OK Ian, here's an idea; change your name.
26.02.2026 14:15 β π 26 π 0 π¬ 11 π 0That's down to making bears fight fish
26.02.2026 14:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Fred West was known as a builder until he wasn't x
26.02.2026 14:12 β π 70 π 4 π¬ 8 π 0Honestly, can someone tell the Met I'm a flight risk so I can have the rest of the week off, please? I'd even do a couple of weeks on remand, if need be x
26.02.2026 13:38 β π 39 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0One of the greatest songs of all time x
26.02.2026 13:36 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
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He hates "the arts"
26.02.2026 12:44 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Get it banned x
26.02.2026 12:36 β π 31 π 2 π¬ 5 π 0I wonder what that's like?
26.02.2026 10:35 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0She can have a taser.
26.02.2026 10:29 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Good choice because she is actually armed.
26.02.2026 10:20 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I;ve seen it in real life and that is incredibly accurate
26.02.2026 10:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Don't you worry. We're prepared. Why do you think we've been coping without pockets for so long?
26.02.2026 10:07 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0You have something to worry about? π
26.02.2026 10:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0You want to protect women and girls? Arm us.
26.02.2026 10:02 β π 29 π 1 π¬ 3 π 0