Carmz @swansonbrothhh - Bluesky Profile

Everyone can sniff out that I'm single now and it's funny af

10.05.2025 16:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A woman says "it's weird how 9/11 became a national holiday." Another woman, distraught says "OH NO! That means..." We seek Jack Skellington from Night Before Christmas approaching a door that looks like the twin towers. He emerges from an airplane bathroom in front of a bunch of nervous looking passengers and says "what's this?" We see the plane he's on about to go into the first tower. He says "what's this?"

11.09.2024 13:14 — 👍 12981 🔁 2598 💬 107 📌 106

We were both feeling cute and wanted attention

14.03.2025 07:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If I seem too busy it's because I am lol sry

11.03.2025 04:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Irvine Welsh is actually a boomer but we'll let it slide

10.03.2025 06:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Starting a Gay Ass Gen X Book Club...we only read Bret Easton Ellis, Chuck Palahniuk, and Irvine Welsh (respectively)

10.03.2025 06:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Emo Lesson Hour

10.03.2025 06:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lotus is gonna get an earful on Tuesday.....

09.03.2025 19:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Eerrrrhhhhhhhhhhh WHAT

09.03.2025 19:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

07.03.2025 14:26 — 👍 217 🔁 83 💬 4 📌 9

I went from needing Real Housewives of New York Season 3 on to go to sleep to Deepest Sleep Music | Sleep Music 528hz | Miracle Tone Healing 10 hour YouTube video to go to sleep

03.03.2025 07:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh the new moon was yesterday....lol

02.03.2025 07:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I AM TIRED OF ENTITLED WHITE MEN THINKING THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND THEM

01.03.2025 21:09 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

25.02.2025 21:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Fuck u best buy!!!!

23.02.2025 09:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Coffee Bro (derogatory)

23.02.2025 01:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I needed to be reminded of my power

22.02.2025 06:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bout time for my nightly reddit doom scrolling before falling asleep to binaural beats to lucid dream to (it doesn't help w lucid dreaming but it knocks me tf out that's for sure)

21.02.2025 06:40 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I love getting high and sexualizing myself

21.02.2025 06:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Robert Palmer enjoyer

19.02.2025 18:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Told my main bitch that she worthless
SPANKED HER.
Asked my side bitch if she hungry
SPANKED HER

17.02.2025 22:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I need my gen z friends around to keep me young....I feed off their youth and they don't even know it.

17.02.2025 05:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If I see another fred meyer commercial, I'm gonna off myself

13.02.2025 07:18 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Moon in gemini......peak saturn return......goth music......🌝