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(22) - he/him welcome to purgatory☕ here lies the graveyard that is my timeline: https://linktr.ee/lawfullybenjamin?utm_source=linktree_profile_share<sid=4f1ee1eb-a7ca-4c2a-81ef-f9e58137b2eb&fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAaZEpxEoUTPpsbBLW_6GP7_6qrcqHlg6W1tWng
nw: “Tremors” (1990)
05.03.2026 18:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Three panel comic. Panel 1: people playing basketball in front of a crowd. The player with the ball is up against a guy playing close defense. Panel 2: the player attempts to spin off the defender by shoulder checking him, but the defender immediately falls apart, revealing multiple little green elves. Panel 3: the first player looks astounded at the floor. On it is a group of mildly injured elves surrounded by pieces of a human costume. This was pretty challenging to type out in text form but I tried my best
04.03.2026 18:54 — 👍 3931 🔁 612 💬 29 📌 13A black and white cat with yellow eyes, mouth open and one paw raised toward the camera
Dodge this! :3
04.03.2026 13:44 — 👍 4822 🔁 957 💬 57 📌 6Two bunnies, one brown and one white, cuddle closely on a carpet.
04.03.2026 20:34 — 👍 1754 🔁 310 💬 6 📌 20Good morning! Yes, this is he
04.03.2026 17:25 — 👍 5208 🔁 1150 💬 30 📌 33
Americans are dead. Prices are skyrocketing. The Middle East is on fire. Civil war is brewing in Iran.
And for what? A war that will leave the same hardliners in charge? A war that can't actually destroy their nuclear program?
This is incompetence. Plain and simple.
late lunch
05.03.2026 04:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0pearl
05.03.2026 04:44 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0grace
05.03.2026 04:44 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0olive
05.03.2026 04:43 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0nw: “All Fun and Games” (2023)
05.03.2026 02:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Doomscrolling is the weaponization of literacy
04.03.2026 03:05 — 👍 2168 🔁 585 💬 25 📌 43Spotted in Seattle's Fremont neighborhood
02.03.2026 21:31 — 👍 4466 🔁 1252 💬 0 📌 0The biggest obstacle to this website's growth is that almost all of its user base goes to bed at 8 pm
03.03.2026 03:57 — 👍 3632 🔁 249 💬 127 📌 57Orange and white cat with an evil grin. His behavior report is 100% good.
Behaviores Report: 100% goode!
03.03.2026 06:05 — 👍 1180 🔁 85 💬 67 📌 5A brown lop-eared bunny sits on a blue and white plaid bedspread facing forward.
03.03.2026 10:04 — 👍 1935 🔁 301 💬 13 📌 8A tabby cat and a black-and-white tuxedo cat lounging side by side on a green sofa
Sometimes Uni gets bigger…
03.03.2026 13:22 — 👍 2609 🔁 334 💬 14 📌 4Family Wealthy Enough To Have The Kind Of Refrigerator Doors That Blend Into Cabinets https://theonion.com/family-wealthy-enough-to-have-the-kind-of-refrigerator-1819576297/
03.03.2026 15:00 — 👍 1181 🔁 71 💬 27 📌 8A screenshot from Mario & Luigi: Dream Team, showing Mario and Luigi in Mushrise Park, looking at two seemingly dead Luigis lying on the ground. Source: YouTube user @alexsstuff2801, youtube.com/watch?v=3PC_OU_xnKA
Mario & Luigi: Dream Team contains various unused test rooms in its files. One of these is the "two dead Luigis" test room, which is identical to the Mushrise Park entrance from the finished game, except there are two Luigis lying on the ground. The Luigis are unresponsive.
03.03.2026 15:02 — 👍 2035 🔁 487 💬 23 📌 17A white bunny with brown markings pokes its head through a hole in a cardboard box.
03.03.2026 15:35 — 👍 1316 🔁 206 💬 12 📌 6dinner
04.03.2026 03:13 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
AI-generated artwork is officially not eligible for copyright protection after the U.S. Supreme Court declined to review the appeal.
The court ruled that a work must have a human creator in order to qualify for copyright.
(Link: www.reuters.com/legal/govern...)
A gray shorthair cat at the moment of release upside down, with its tongue out looking derpy
A new paper on falling cat science came out and I just have to draw people's attention to this image
03.03.2026 16:59 — 👍 1485 🔁 432 💬 32 📌 26