ben

hats that go hard

We are a few thousand subscribers away from being a bigger print newspaper than the Washington Post.

We are a mere flurry away from humiliating one of the two Big Space Perverts.

Ask not how a Space Pervert can dominate you. Ask how you can dominate a Space Pervert.

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‘Uncle Grandpa’ creator Pete Browngardt retweets an old sketch of Uncle Grandpa with a gun in his mouth as a response to the Paramount/Warner Bros. merger news.

A black and white bunny is peacefully sleeping in a red, orange and white striped blanket.

i do not believe for one moment anyone on bluesky can do this. you are all over 35. it's not even the alcohol or the running, you simply do not have the digestive tract for this anymore. beer gives you a headache. if you eat onions you get bloated. you have acid reflux twice a week

Drawing of a puppy with the caption; "The puppy does not concern himself with online discourse"

The puppy

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened 🫡

Two black-and-white tuxedo cats sitting close together. One is sitting upright and looking alert, while the other is resting lower inside a box

Yoru: “I’ll protect my little kitten”

Close-up of a white bunny with its nose near the camera.

Traditional mixed media painting showing a forest scene. There's a stream in the middle, with a fallen tree trunk acting as a bridge over it, with Pikachu and Eevee running through it, and Charmander clinging to the trunk behind them. In front of them, Bulbasaur stands on a rock in the stream, with Squirtle splashing around in the water, the two enjoying themselves. Various bug Pokemon can be seen in the distance: Weedle, Kakuna and Caterpie on trees, and two Butterfree flying around.

Many adventures still await! 🌱✨

30 years ago on this day, we both started our journeys. Happy Birthday to Pokemon and I!

#art #pokemonday #pokemon #pokemonart

hayao miyazaki holding his head and glasses in exasperation, eyes closed and an unlit cigarette in his mouth

the IT guy came by our desks and said we need to upgrade our computers to windows 11

Get my man some Icy-Hot
#Pokemon30

Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Mighty, and Ray in Mirage Saloon Zone serving up some milkshakes and having a good time.

Stop scrolling, pull up a chair, and come enjoy a sweet treat at the Mirage Saloon ice cream parlor!

🎨: @spiritsonic.bsky.social

Donald, you're not denying it.

Nintendo: “Pokemon Are Real And You Can Eat Them”

In Super Mario Odyssey, the Odyssey can only hold 999 Power Moons. However, it is possible to deposit over 1500 moons into it at once by buying the maximum amount of moons from each Crazy Cap store beforehand, so that it takes ca. 2 and a half minutes just to deposit them.

you think you've seen the whole movie, and then the alt text reveals you haven't even finished act two

Photo taken from a passenger car window showing a man wearing full camo biking along side the road. the bike is towing a dead deer, indicating the man is a hunter. in the background there is a burger king parking lot wherein a man is throwing up next to a car.

once and a while i like to share my favorite photo of all time

a long tube of pringles containing four individual tubes of Pringles stacked. it is taller than at least one of my children

I am normal and can be trusted with a costco membership

a very long poorly drawn cat curled into a stretched loop shape

a photo of two cats positioned inside a silver tunnel on a carpeted floor, creating the illusion of one extremely long cat

long

Not that you give a fuck but here He Is

A gray and white bunny peeks from a wooden enclosure surrounded by hay.

‘I’d Like The Crispy Chicken Sandwich’ First Truthful Thing Man Has Said In Weeks

‘I’d Like The Crispy Chicken Sandwich’ First Truthful Thing Man Has Said In Weeks https://theonion.com/i-d-like-the-crispy-chicken-sandwich-first-truthful-t-1819579685/

A screenshot of Rachel Dratch from SNL. She's a white woman with short dark hair and blue eyes, and she's making an awkward expression that implies, "Sorry I have to tell you this and ruin your good time. But also I'm kind of not sorry about it." I've added a subtitle that reads, "That's AI."

an updated debbie downer sketch but it's friends showing her funny videos and she has to respond like this to every single one like this:

A thing I strongly believe, but that was only obvious in retrospect, was that drive-time talk radio was the most valuable propaganda platform in history and a big reason we got into this mess we're in now was because conservatives dominated it in the 1990s and 2000s

mike tyson's full name is mike thank you son

A black-and-white cat lying on the sofa with one paw raised, showing his pink-and-black paw pads.

Want to see my toe beans?