Chris Kaltwasser (he/him, taken)

Hi, I’m God.

Jesus and I agree that starving the poor so you can build yourself golden bathrooms and golden ballrooms is evil. Anyone who does that shall burn for eternity. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Thanks,

God

Thank you for sharing this! What about all those transphobic talking points? Oh yeah, ignorant and wrong!

Ink sketch of a jack-o-lantern (carved pumpkin) with a cheery expression

Fall feeling
Pilot brush pen on paper

Make sure they feel the pain for this.

Portland ballroom at Oregon Convention Center, Rose City Comic Con, swirling lights, screens, big crowd!

All up at Portland Ballroom, @rosecitycc.bsky.social !!

Pencil sketch of fuzzy creature with big eyes and bird legs

Main stage at Rose City Comic Con 2025

@rosecitycc.bsky.social Happy Friday!!

Red trolley car with the name Lake Oswego across the top

Take a ride!

Mug of tea with picture of Edvard Grieg outside and musical notation inside the rim

Grieg mug

Such important resources for those in need. 💜

Green succulent plant with red leaf tips

Succulent

Keep schools safe for children and families—and keep ICE out! The threat of ICE in schools creates unnecessary trauma, leads to damaged trust in educators, and causes students from undocumented and mixed-status families to miss school, leaving a lasting impact o...

Keep school safe from ICE - please sign: sign.moveon.org/petitions/ke...

Captain Picard Day banner with children's art.

Happy Captain Picard Day!

Ugh. The whole thing is awful. I’m sad and more than fed up

Ink drawing of bearded man bent over with rounded back and hands on his sides

Happy Friday!
An ink sketch I did the other day

I loved that show too! Wow!

Photo of rabbit in a wooded area overlaid with a poem.

A Gift
How the rain falls—
It sprinkles the leaves, and Plays in the puddles.
Hollows in rocks ripple
Like the bellies of frogs.
A whisper of water, a Gift from the angels On a cool May morning,
A gift from above.
-5/28/2025

And I wrote one!

A Gift

How the rain falls—
It sprinkles the leaves, and
Plays in the puddles.
Hollows in rocks ripple
Like the bellies of frogs.
A whisper of water, a
Gift from the angels:
On a cool May morning,
A gift from above.

—5/28/2025

Last night I dreamed about writing poetry and song lyrics.

A New COVID Variant Is Here, And It's More Transmissible — Here Are The Signs And Symptoms A new COVID variant, known as NB.1.8.1, has made landfall in the United States, and it's more transmissible than other variants.

Info on new Covid variant www.huffpost.com/entry/the-mo...

Horrible. Sad. Cancel Rowling. No more money for hate. 🏳️‍⚧️

YouTube video by Expert Opinions It's never about chromosomes.

I think a well done explainer video. Gender store?! The very notion!
youtube.com/watch?v=wZHw...

Ooh! This is an early TNG classic! Trek courtroom drama rarely disappoints!

Life is challenging a lot of times. What if what comes next may be wonderful? #selfcare

Anyone else get emotional about dental work? I had my first root canal two days ago, and got misty eyed a few times. Felt like I was saying goodbye to part of myself… driving home through the hills felt like a trip home from a little funeral.

Cherry Root Canal!

Love you, Carol! Happy birthday!!

Pete Hegseth was unqualified from the start. Each day he continues to prove just how dangerous and unfit he is to serve as Secretary of Defense and keep our country safe. It’s past time he resign, and each day Republicans remain silent puts American families at risk.

Photo of bird sitting in the top branches of a tree in winter time

One of my references for this sketch…