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Pro-Eu Lancastrian Lefty. Anti-Tory. Pissed off with Labour. Abhors Reform. Atheist Republican. Sarcasm, Swearing & Schadenfreude. This snowflake's an avalanche.

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Who knows? But I'm pretty sure she saw Corey Lewandowski coming plenty of times.

07.03.2026 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Let's hope it's nothing trivial.

07.03.2026 07:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump has all the money, all the power, all the attention, and all the bombs in the world.

But were he to live for a thousand years, he'd never have this.

And it must eat him up.

06.03.2026 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 860    πŸ” 176    πŸ’¬ 43    πŸ“Œ 3
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Reverend Jesse Jackson called on each of us to be heralds of change, to be messengers of hope; to step forward and say β€œSend me” wherever we have a chance to make an impact.

How fortunate we were that Jesse Jackson answered that call. What a great debt we owe to him.

07.03.2026 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 22649    πŸ” 5546    πŸ’¬ 620    πŸ“Œ 360

I'm a vicar in a small rural village. I could never say this to my flock because of the outcry, but Reform are blatantly opposed to genuine Christian values and it's clear that anyone considering voting for them has not been listening to a single word I say each week

06.03.2026 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1262    πŸ” 176    πŸ’¬ 120    πŸ“Œ 16

Trump started a war with Iran and
abandoned every American in the
Middle East without a way home.

06.03.2026 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 327    πŸ” 136    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 1

Nigel Farage is in Mar-a-Lago tonight (not Clacton, obvs). Via Politico: "What Farage should be doing: Sorting out his Reform documents with Companies House. The party is overdue on submitting a [legally mandatory] statement."

06.03.2026 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 365    πŸ” 162    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 12

The fact that jellyfish have survived for more than 500 million years without a brain, should give the Reform & Tory parties some hope!

06.03.2026 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

This is what Badenoch, Farage, the Murdoch press, and Paul Marshall's stable of GB News weirdos want us to get behind, and you know what I'm good, thanks...

06.03.2026 09:02 β€” πŸ‘ 784    πŸ” 283    πŸ’¬ 117    πŸ“Œ 21
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Oh, just the business vehicle of Nigel Farage masquerading as a political party breaching its obligations at Companies House.

06.03.2026 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 718    πŸ” 331    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 11

I miss President Obama.

06.03.2026 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just watched this. Emotional, uplifting, humanitarian stuff. Honest, passionate and respectful. America needs this guy more than ever.

06.03.2026 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Nothing 'christian' happening here.

www.facebook.com/share/r/1GY8...

06.03.2026 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is so absolutely on the money

05.03.2026 12:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She's the living embodiment of the Dunning-Kruger effect. Full of her own self importance, but thick as mince.

05.03.2026 08:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Brexit tendency seem to be absolutely losing their minds over the government's refusal to get bullied by America into an illegal war.

Quite something from the people who wanted "independence" and to "take back control."

04.03.2026 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1000    πŸ” 215    πŸ’¬ 44    πŸ“Œ 3

A crazy person does indeed have nuclear weapons, and bad things are happening.

05.03.2026 06:47 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bunting sales would soar!

04.03.2026 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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US sub sinks Iranian warship in Indian Ocean, Hegseth says Sri Lanka's navy says around 140 people are feared missing after a military vessel went down off its southern coast.

Sinking ships flagged to another country in international waters is usually known as piracy. Or a war crime.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

04.03.2026 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Make your mind up you dumb twat.

(Nicked from Facebook)

04.03.2026 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Americans are already dying in pointless combat to distract us from the fact that their president fucks kids.

The USA has lost its mind.

02.03.2026 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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I don't want your fucking war.

01.03.2026 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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'Show us your rat'

27.02.2026 13:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Lincolnshire mayor cuts English classes for some foreign nationals Dame Andrea Jenkyns says the funding will be reallocated and spent on literacy skills for everyone.

Reform aren't speaking my language

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

27.02.2026 13:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*Goodwin 😑

27.02.2026 13:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Reform FC Away Record:

Gorton & Fenton: L
Caerphilly: L

27.02.2026 05:27 β€” πŸ‘ 201    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 2

Just not a great candidate for the good people of Gorton and Denton.

27.02.2026 07:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The wall is turning from red to green.

27.02.2026 07:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just woken up to this excellent news.

Buoyed by the thought of a distraught Matt Godwin cry-wanking himself to sleep in a Manchester Travelodge.

27.02.2026 07:19 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0