Emma

Rest now, Kristi. We have the watch. I'll see you at CPAC Tallahassee

Whichever one is the furthest away

who gets to fly in the government fuck plane now

“Homeland”

I’m frankly a bit surprised Trump fired Noem. It shows weakness and reminds people that accountability is possible.

BYE BITCH 👋🏼👋🏼

And there are many other complications that can come with pregnancy. So maybe you get rid of the endometriosis but you could get preeclampsia or gestational diabetes while pregnant.

In what way is growing and popping out a whole human supposed to help??

If he cares about not protecting rapists, he should work for a different boss.

Congratulations, Ayatollah Lee Greenwood.

S2E4 of Paradise wrecked me 😭

They’re calling it the “Polticial Battle of guys who look like they’re wearing Scooby Doo masks because they’re both crooked Carnival owners trying to scare children away from the Carnival because pirate gold is buried in the land”

Nobody hates living veterans more than Republicans. Dead veterans they can exploit in videos. But living veterans with opinions and medical needs are literally offensive to conservatives.

The country is uniting over how much of a loser Patel is.

Somebody needs to show him this picture and ask if he remembers meeting her and he will absolutely say yes despite her not existing lmao

Some people lack basic hygiene 🤢

Hold up 😂 only boo him if he doesn’t let other people use the machines and calls them ma’am. @mirdashewrote.draftcountdown.com

That sucks too! It’s like bro this isn’t your own personal gym. Use one machine at a time. The female version of that are the women who take multiple sets of dumbbells.

People who hog a machine at the gym deserve to always get stuck in traffic.

There's been a lot of debate within the Democratic establishment about what rhetoric to use via ICE.

Well, an incumbent doesn't lose by 48 percentage points very often—and her vote on collaborating with ICE was the defining issue here.

The amount of mediocre white men getting jobs off the name of a history making black man. 🫠

Imagine what the 90% of skin we’re not seeing looks like.

Reason 1 million why people should get off Twitter.

The gap between how cool he thinks he sounds and how he actually sounds would take light eight centuries to traverse.

Album cover for Fear of God by Showbread

I forgot how good this album is.

Fellas you gotta dress like Rihanna and get your own rain machine for the musical number, it works

I hate how accurate this tweet is.

@jneuandcats.bsky.social can help you out.