Kim Bonny

Ahhhhhhhhhhh

On another note: generational wellness influencers exist.

One day, there will be an influencer and their great great grandmother sold skinny tea and the “brand” became middle class successful and they have to keep the “family business going”.

She’s heading to be an alt legend. We are ready for this phase.

March 4th For Democracy!! 🚨 Get more info, resources, or find a protest: fiftyfifty.one (check back next week for protest listings).

50 Protests, 50 States, 1 Movement.

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FAQs + talking points + other ways to act next. 🪡🧵

🚨 We are mobilizing for a NEW national day of protest— March 4th Against Monarchy!

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*climbs into the wallpaper*

“Pump It Up” didn’t win? 😢

I don’t have time to do the math - if Margaret Qualley is at the Grammys, does that mean Demi Moore gets to come out for the Oscars?

Just get a CRM Kim.
It’ll be so fun and easy.
Real business moves you see.

Now my website crashed and feel like an 80 year old using Microsoft Excel like a search engine.

AAAAAAAA

a bug with a big ass

My cat: [meowing at a specific tone for food in the same way at the same time for years]

Me: What are you yelling about

Laying on 50 portable monitors all showing a 2D bed pulling over my head 50 more portable monitors glued together like a blanket showing tiny moons and spaceships.

Tuxedo cat laying in tent outside, yawning.

Tuxedo cat laying in tent outside.

Tuxedo cat laying in tent outside.

Tuxedo cat laying in tent outside.

Smokingkatzen

Emotional Support Cat---her markings are stunning.

My hippocampus will endure I suppose, I’ve started Nordic Walking.

My thoughts during late lunch: Watch them throttle GPS systems and make them privatized, encouraging Starlink to monopolize resources for everyday traveling.

It’s like the smelly kid in class mocking the other kid who just pissed a puddle on their seat.

what a year/lemon it's january

New marketing idea:
proletariat protein ™
with 6 superfoods to defeat the segregationist state

Unfortunately I dropped out of Coping Mechanisms to Creativity 401 when I was too high to pass the final.
Unlearning on the job works pretty well though

Gov DeSantis has called for a special session that threatens to silence us, preventing us from attending or testifying on critical bills. We call on the House & Senate presidents to prioritize the voices for whom they serve.

Sign & share our petition!

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Four panel comic.Panel one. My cat, Eensy Weensy, (with an eye booger) and a door. From the doorcomes a BANG BANG, and "open up in there." Eensy Weensy says, "Oh shit" Panel two: I kick in the door. I am wearing a cop suit. I Say "Freeze, asshole." Panel three: My hands close in on Eensy Weensy as she tries to run away. She says, "It's the eye booger police." Panel four. We both crash through a window and fall at least two stories, surrounded by shards of glass. Eensy Weensy says, "You'll never get my eye boogers!"

Every cartoonist has a comic they knocked out in a few minutes that people respond to way more than their "real" comics. This is mine, from 2019.

The Eye Booger Police.

YouTube video by Voices of Florida Fund 4th Annual Stocking Drive

Thanks to our generous community, we were able to provide stockings full of small toys & gifts to hundreds of kids in SW Florida so they too could celebrate the most wonderful time of the year. Happy holidays! 🎅🎄🎁🍬

youtu.be/uTgMcUoBY9A?...

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Come over my house we’re having bean salad with a spicy onion vinaigrette and red cabbage on the side

Also the toilets don’t seem to work today

Black cat looking at a window

If only I could paint her

Once I speak to a performance therapist and figure out better coping strategies while maintaining high achievement, it’s over for you bitches

Two stages of writing:

1) This shouldn't take too long
2) Oh no

Imagine Wicked in the 90s with Mariah as Glinda and Whitney as Elphaba 😫