johnny neiman

It's our time. Come over and watch some weird ass movies

work is capitalist propaganda

Florida Republicans are now selling concentration camp merch.

Absolutely vile and indefensibly repugnant.

Ruh-roh...Daddy's gone down the pipeline

Screenshot of scene from the old game Oregon Trail. There is a green graphic on a black background. The graphic is of an ox pulling a wagon and below it is says YOU HAVE LISTENED TO RFK Jr.

Someone talk me out of (or not) buying an AR-15...

"You're not the heart of darkness, you're a grilled cheese with a sucked dick."

they should make a being alive that isn't so painful

Love this!

I genuinely forgot that "moderates" existed until I got back on dating apps 🙃 fucking crazy my dude

Seriously soooo hyped for this show with my best friend @swampmonsterrose.bsky.social and other kickass folk punk artists!

The singular phrase that I say more than any other combination of words in my favorite colors? Feels like @abetterway2a.bsky.social made this patch specifically for me 👀

PSA for trans firearm buyers

For those not aware: an FFL can deny a firearms transfer if the buyer's invoice and/or credit card doesn’t match their government-issued ID. This can throw a wrench in firearms purchases for folks who may be in the middle of a name change or haven't updated all of their documentation yet.

Sooo stoked to play this kickass show with my best friend and other stellar musicians!

Boy howdy. You know we're really fucking cooked when Republicans are driving electric vehicles and peddling the line that "money is nothing more than digital ones and zeroes." (Verbatim quote) 🤠

Firearm numero dos: CZ P-10 C. So stoked!

[Except, you know - it would be the side giving people healthcare, housing, and a liveable wage while throwing literal Nazis in prison for sedition and treason.] So we can't just assume the better nature that there will be some type of moral reckoning by the people who voted for this. Yeehaw! 🤠

And I gotta be honest: if someone on MY side came into power, overhauled everything, and shut out their political opponents forever - I'd be pretty fucking stoked too.

I love the commitment to civility and protocol held by most liberal voters, as though they're calling out every single "gotcha" moment that the GOP does something illegal or commits a double standard. As though there's gonna be a "Swiper, no swiping!" situation.

Creamy lemon truffle penne!

[Not pictured: blood from zesting my hand open. *whoops*]

You know how when you get your first tattoo and you all of a sudden manically want 80,000 tattoos? Boy howdy does the same principle apply to shooting my gun for the first time 🤠

Daily headline mad-lib:

Republican [congressman/senator/governor] behind draconian law against [immigrants/trans persons/BIPOC/women] arrested for raping [1-13] year old child.

Literally happening every single fucking day.

Sleepy kats!

Pew-pew! 🔫😎

I'm stocking up on the resources. Slowly but surely...

Me too. Just a *bit*

This program is the only way I'm able to exist as a person financially. I'm a mental health case manager and everything I do is through Medicaid. So much fear and uncertainty all around.

Trump Says Statue of Liberty Is “A Six, at Best” President Trump commented on the appearance of the Statue of Liberty calling it a “six, at best” during a press conference on the Isareli-Palestinian conflict.

Trump Says Statue of Liberty Is “A Six, at Best”

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If you are terrified, you are SANE.
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If you are anxious, you are SANE.
If you are traumatized, you are SANE.
If you are grieving, you are SANE.
If you are depressed, you are SANE.

What’s happening is INSANE.

But YOU ARE SANE.
You are sane.