Devin Nunes’ Cow’s Attorney

The United States government is the best government money can buy.

America Fisted.

BREAKING: Back-to-back failures by prosecutors to secure an re-indictment against Leticia James are another striking rejection of Trump’s retribution campaign.

DOJ deciding whether to seek new Comey, James indictments The department could forgo an appeal of Lindsey Halligan’s disqualification and instead seek to bring new charges against James Comey and Letitia James.

Do it. Take these to another grand jury. Then a 2nd and a 3rd, until we get a breaking news story about how much you suck at this. And if you do manage to get a true bill, we can watch you lose again in pretrial motions. Do it! I live to watch you lose! www.politico.com/news/2025/12...

Farmers are celebrating the bailout as “Christmas coming early.” Meanwhile, many of the same voices insisted students didn’t deserve loan relief because they should “pull themselves up by their bootstraps.”

🔥Rep. Bennie Thompson to Noem: “You have put your own interests ahead of the department and violated the law. You are making 🇺🇸 less safe. I call on you to resign— do a real service to the country. That is, if Trump doesn’t fire you first.”

TEENS: THE MUSICAL
Featuring chart-toppers like:

🎶 You Never Told Me That
🎶 Why Is There No Food
🎶 I Need Money for Something I Can’t Explain
🎶 Door Slam in B Minor
🎶 I Hate You, Can You Drive Me Somewhere?

Showtimes: Whenever you sit down for the first time all day.

Fine. Give us the Epstein files in Times New Roman, then.

In other words, a dick.

It’s in the bible that you shouldn’t be a dick.

Duderonomy 4:20 “Don’t be a dick”

This is Tuffy. He just woke up from surgery. Has no idea where he is or what's happening, but he's thrilled to be here. 12/10 (TT: teddy_and_tuffy)

Colbert on Paramount's $108 billion hostile takeover bid for Warner Bros: "Wow... If my company's got that kind of green, I'm sure they can afford to un-cancel one of their best shows..."

In the immortal words of Cookie Monster…
Me no sad cookie gone, me happy cookie happened.

The truth shall set you free.

I saw it now you have to.
Apparently, he was looking for the fake 2020 ballots…

Four whores and seven lawyers ago, our forefather’s never imagined a castrated Congress and Supreme Kangaroo Court…

His name is Reek…

I’m an extremely stable genius…

FOX: Interim U.S. Attorney for the state of New Jersey, Alina Habba has resigned. Attorney General Pam Bondi says she accepted the resignation after a court's decision disqualifying Habba from serving.

First Amendment.

Trump know more than his architects like he knows more than his tailors.

It's a bit surprising that Pete Hegseth asked for two shots when he usually asks for four or five.

Boop squared.

👇👇

dreams

UPDATE: Trump Jr.-backed startup receives $620 million Pentagon loan In October, Popular Information reported that the Pentagon awarded a contract to Unusual Machines, an obscure drone company that President Trump’s son, Donald Trump Jr., joined as an advisor in Novemb...

This is a million times worse than anything Hunter Biden was accused of doing in even the most fevered right-wing conspiracy dream

Kristi Noem and Tom Homan hiring the best and the brightest for their new ICE Army. www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

Steve Kornacki’s analysis of Tennessee’s special election means shit because he isn’t even warring Khaki’s.
I trust nothing he says until he wears Khaki’s, and neither should you.