They would have the kerblammo ray ready, but they hadn't finished saving up the tops off the cereal boxes for it

I love it!

Once again, the reveal of a new Pokémon game confirms that everyone who ever posted this image was LYING THROUGH THEIR FUCKING TEETH

YouTube video by Hank Green Blind Ranking AI Logos by How Much they Look Like B-🕳️'s

youtu.be/fIbQTIL1oCo?...

"Imagine if it had been illegal to own your own phone for the last 40 years"

Stephen Miller's Big Book of Chat-up Lines

Good luck - Will be playing it myself when it unlocks on Steam, so will have to skip the stream

PANEL 1: a pigeon wearing a stripy pink sleeping cap is in bed, looking happy. the bedsheets are yellow with pink waves. there's a pile of laundry on the floor to the left, and to the right, a bedside table with a purple lamp on it. the pigeon says "ah, what a lovely day. i feel so at peace!" PANEL 2: the pigeon has snuggled up under the covers and snoozes PANEL 3: the pigeon's eyes and a hole in their chest glow bright blue. the kick the covers off, startled. giant red text overlaying the panel says 'SUDDEN AND PROFOUND DESPAIR DEEP WITHIN MY SOUL' PANEL 4: the pigeon worriedly holds their chest, saying "where did that come from??"

the hell....

It's Frankensteins losing control of their monsters all the fucking way down, man

the classic sci fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus didn't prepare me for how stupid the Torment Nexus would be in real life

GameFAQs continues to be the greatest website ever made.

The only way to pull up decent video game guides on my phone still - to this day - without stupid amounts of ads bogging it down and causing issues.

Even for many modern-era games as well.

Absolute godsend.

November 14th: a partially felt-covered skeleton stands by the corner of Sesame Street and screams for thirty seconds before vanishing.

“toxic positivity” is having a lack of empathy for other people’s bad situation or being unable to correctly process your own. it is not when someone is earnestly enjoying a video game that you dislike wrap that lame shit up gng

Went to see that new Gore Verbinski today. Too long, especially for a movie whose ending tells you nothing you just saw matters

Dr. Strangelove has jokes that go on for ten minutes and it's still only 95 minutes long. No one else has any excuse.

Every lefty type who’s like “I’m sorry but you have to admit he’s funny” is telling on themselves. He’s not remotely funny. He doesn’t laugh. He barely even smiles. He’s *just* cruel.

YouTube video by anthonyjaysimpson Close But No Cigar by "Weird Al" Yankovic

"MIssed it by that much"

Alysa Liu holding up an American flag

you don't have to like it, but this is what peak progressivism looks like

the left will go so much farther if it embraces patriotism and joy as a rallying cry to aspire for the country to be better

One of the reasons Andrew got away with what he did for so long was that he was apparently Mother's favourite.

Someone firmly asserted to me that I should follow backing ttrpg kickstarters or purchasing ttrpgs by actually reading or even playing the games in question. Are they communists?

Silly Cnut.

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One must imagine Matt Darling happy

Again I must ask, why do you do this to yourself

I've got to be honest, the name is half the reason I backed this the minute I saw it yesterday.

Have fun trying to find four keys embossed with chess pieces or some such shit every time you want to go to the bathroom

Well maybe I'm exaggerating a bit, but good god, look at some of that line up