Reminded yet again of The Mary Whitehouse Experiences observation that because fewer people know what 'felching' means, it's easier to get away with saying it in public than 'bastard' or 'motherfucker'.

"The very worst poetry of all perished along with its creator, Robert Francis Kennedy Junior of Washington, District of Columbia, United States of America, during the destruction of the planet Earth."

with a sign stuck on it saying 'woof woof I'm a dog'

It is an odd, slightly disturbing thing that when you ask people what they like about their favourite social media figures, you hear 'authenticity' like a drum beat, when the figures in question are always as 'authentic' as a fake of a cubic zirconium replica of a photograph of a Warhol painting

It's happening

"Hallo everybody peeps. The root of suffering, she is attachment, innit?"

Any Democrat looking for a 50-state sweep strategy for 2028, I suggest "All leftists in America to have 'Noam Chomsky was more intimately connected to Epstein than Bill Clinton' tattooed backwards on their heads so they have to see it every time they look in the mirror for the rest of their lives"?

Finally managed to sum up 80% of my politics in one image

You see, I see people asserting that the eye-searing ugliness of his art is a stylistic choice, then I remember that he and his followers thought that this bonk-eyed homunculus was a flattering and heroic portrait of Frederick Douglass.

"Do you know anyone who can launder conflict diamonds? Asking for a friend. You wouldn't know them, they're a company in Canada."

Today in "Tweets that are a bit disturbing until you scroll down far enough to see the pictures"

This is all pretty much the plot of Mark Russell's Prez.

FUCK 'EM UP STARFISH

If you all want an actual Most Woke Opinion, it’s that romanticizing backwater patriarchs who only have themselves to blame for their ills is a betrayal of every battered housewife, lynched minority, and queer kid cowering in the closet.

The only thing more irritating is straight up going on about how something we eat "isn't food"

There's got to be a David Nobbs gag in this anecdote somewhere.

No stamps or cheques please, brothers and sisters.

Top 5 movie genres are:
Peter Sellers falls over (if unavailable, substitute Leslie Nielsen)
Roger Corman finds five dollars, makes classic of American cinema
Charles Band finds three dollars
Bulgarian Marxist confronts existential despair - with HiLaRiOuS consequences!
Breasts! (Russ Meyer only)

The answer to the question "Will companies lower prices just because it is possible but not compulsory for them to do so?" Is the same as the answer to "Will a seven-legged octopus come and dance a jig in my front room while playing the bagpipes, just because I've cleared enough space for it?"

Seeing a post like “you don’t need to defend MTG’s fascism” and wondering if it’s a politics thing or some Harry Potter trading cards just dropped

I'm in this post and I don't like it

Look, do you people want Woke 2 or don't you? Because this is going to be very much a 'go to war with the army you have' type of situation

The Aristotle thing is particularly funny because, as far as we know, the guy was married. Just ask your wife to open her mouth, dude.

"There is a very unstable situation on the ground"

Britain in 1975 was so shit that people actually started taking punk seriously as a cultural and social movement

so it turns out qanon was like McCarthyism in that like 90% of the country was spying for the Russians and they somehow managed to accuse the other 10%