mathew

same as the “no surprises here!” crowd for me, like… well no, why would there be!

Where’s the Rosalía tour presale sign-up for gay men who were sent to Catholic school and had to endure 12+ years of “religion class” because their parents were kinda racist toward the public school system while already living in an overwhelmingly white Canadian suburb is what I wanna know.

yesss us:

I’m gonna be reeeeeally really brave and wait until the end of the month to post my year-end rankings

My brain is already on the vacation from work that starts in 2 weeks

GODDDDDDD not a “Bluesky wrapped” …… I think some of you need to free yourselves from the mental prison of caring about “skircles”/engagement stats

Glee rewatch is going psychotically thanks for asking

Anne Hathaway and Michaela Coel

I asked to set up an intro call and this new client answered “I’d prefer to not speak on the phone” like awwwwww do you need your binky too

Mayallah Hawke innocent but that was ummmmmmm

The way I heard this in an Old Navy an hour ago. See when you believe, .

Are You That Somebody? by Aaliyah on Apple Music Song · 1998 · Duration 4:25

A glaring omission on every best-of list from today. Smh

Happy Mistake by Lady Gaga on Apple Music Song · 2024 · Duration 4:05

Her best ballad by a mile and imagine how much better MAYHEM would’ve been with this instead of Blade Of Grass……

It’s #ThePianoTeacherSunday y’all!

Sushi on Monday
Dancing on Tuesday
Karaoke Wednesday
I wanna take you out
Paris on Thursday
Do you like Pilates?
Work you out on Friday
I wanna take you out

Does my vape work in the upside down

Benefits coverage for therapy is over until the new year so remaining sessions are out of pocket ummmmm… suddenly I’m better hehe

Opened Facebook for the first time in like, a year and this was at the top of the feed. I am receiving the data.

Gun with red N symbol is pressed against the back of my head (we’re putting on Stranger Things)

I’m just doing random shit in Kirby Air Riders

warmed up a cinnabun and said “Elton John” out loud, this post has already changed my life forever 😭

I sat down to read 30 mins ago but took selfies instead

Ladida by Rochelle Jordan on Apple Music Song · 2025 · Duration 3:43

Rochelle Jordan Reveals The Meaning

I’ve said it before but nothing makes me laugh more than when someone likes all of my nudes in a row because that means they had to scroll through 20-30 nonsense pictures between each nude. Like yeah I’ve got a fat one but is it really worth all the Alana Haims in a black bob?

CRANK by Slayyyter on Apple Music Song · 2025 · Duration 2:55

Christmas with the

I have nothing to say

This #fcf is (From The Vault)

They should invent a job that doesn’t make you want to k— y——

I cannot wait to get the keys to our house in 7 weeks after living with family for 2.5 years

3 straight hours of meeting before I can log off and fake a sick day tomorrow everyone pray for bigfatmathew