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Vodka soda and some bullshittttttttt (Return to Silent Hill)

08.03.2026 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

At the point in Glee where Rachel’s singing Natalie Imbruglia at her younger self about becoming slutty

07.03.2026 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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HELLO 18Β°C

07.03.2026 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If I had more characters I’d’ve listed Secret and Frozen too

07.03.2026 05:17 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s time. My Madonna top 10

Borderline
Express Yourself
Rescue Me
Fever
Deeper and Deeper
Thief of Hearts
Bedtime Story
Nothing Really Matters
Impressive Instant
Hung Up

HMs: Into the Groove, White Heat, Bad Girl, Drowned World, To Have and Not to Hold, Don’t Tell Me, American Life, Easy Ride

07.03.2026 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm sending out an S.O.S.
Stop me from drowning, baby, I'll do the rest

07.03.2026 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Manager signed off a call saying β€œhope you don’t have to work too much this weekend!” B*tch…… I barely work during the week……

06.03.2026 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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FriYAY am I right?

06.03.2026 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 68    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Professor Tangrowth just slapped Tom Nook at the Oscars

06.03.2026 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I did everything I could to stretch an hour of work into a few hours sooooo now it’s get high and play Pokopia

06.03.2026 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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New Religion by Bebe Rexha & Faithless on AppleΒ Music Song Β· 2026 Β· Duration 2:54

This beautiful woman is now a khia outpatient…!

06.03.2026 16:28 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

OK I’ve nailed down both lists but I’m nervous to share them LMAOOO so I’m gonna wait until later after I’ve had a glass of wine or smth.

06.03.2026 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just gave my one (1) RPDR 18 IG follow to Myki Meeks

05.03.2026 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

happy birthday king!!!!!

04.03.2026 13:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Why did I invite my parents over for dinner tomorrow

04.03.2026 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So desperate for Zara tickets (min resale at $500/ea…) I just yelled β€œgiveaway Zara Larsson Toronto tickets March 24 contest entry” into my phone mic for the last minute sooooo do your thang ads and algorithms!

03.03.2026 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Let’s get unconscious honeyyy

02.03.2026 03:10 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Girl why tf did I buy LeafGreen LMAOOO. 10 mins in and I was like oh right I’ve played this like 74 times already

02.03.2026 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And with that, my first-time journey is complete, having listened to Rebel Heart (a bit) and Madame X (a lot) when they came out. I’m already working on the impossible tasks of my top 10 songs and an album ranking. What a joy this has been. I feel educated, I feel changed. And I feel Italian

02.03.2026 02:01 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Just listened to Hard Candy and MDNA back-to-back on a long drive and well! What can I say but these are two albums that exist.

02.03.2026 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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She……

01.03.2026 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Inspiring: Gay Man Takes Extra 2 Minutes At Mirror in Post-Shower Routine to Gas Himself Up

01.03.2026 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 64    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m dying to know how many minutes I spent listening to Mx. Ciccone in February @SteveJobs hurryyyyyyyyy!!!

01.03.2026 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This bowling alley is like please remove your wet shoes but then I’m in my rental shoes standing in piss at the urinal because straight men are disgusting. Well what is it then.

01.03.2026 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Madonna during the bridge of Sorry

28.02.2026 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

RuPaul said GET this family out I like Darlene.

28.02.2026 03:52 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Headed to the Faggot convention (7PM Pillion screening)

27.02.2026 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

OK now I’m sold I need to experience this

27.02.2026 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0