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Home from restorative cottage weekend with friends so lemme slip back into my mental illnesses real quick 😍

I am literally so excited for youuuuuu

This film series loves a virtual underground schematic

I’ve accepted the truth that by hitting play on Resident Evil: Afterlife (and thereby committing to the next 2 slopfests) I am locking in my most watched actor and director on Letterboxd for 2025 as Milla Jovovich and Paul W. S. Anderson respectively

Today I singed all the hair off my right arm in a fireball when I was trying to ignite the barbecue. Pairing this with an old picture of Amy Adams using a Motorola phone inspires some whimsy but to be honest I may still be in shock from narrowly escaping severe burns.

I have spent most of this weekend outdoors in the nude which has me especially feeling myself. Pic related.

Feeling conflicted about seeing Freakier Friday because I haaaaate JLC’s stupid ass but I want continued success for Lindsay because back when she was abducting kids on live I never thought we’d get to a place like this 💜

I once had someone explain the story of Sodom and Gomorrah to me as if I don’t listen to Tennis

I hadn’t thought of that! I kinda hope she keeps cycling through ARTPOP like imagine attending the block of shows for Joanne songs and Hey Girl starts… (I’m a hater other than PI)

I singlehandedly kept it at #1 for 15 weeks on my streams alone. I deserve this.

If I don’t get Perfect Illusion aka the 9/11 of pop music as the encore song at my MAYHEM Ball show on 9/11 I’ll kermit

AND I have such a nice c*ck

I am such a good cook

Something very Toronto (derogatory) is happening to me rn… (I’m watching Resident Evil: Apocalypse)

Happy schlong weekend everyone

@Drag Race Philippines: Slaysian Royale

My favourite instance of getting blocked is when I said something like “coupleposting is lame” (it is) and some dumb couple got personally offended AND THEN thought I kept coming for them on that anon question site (equally as lame as coupleposting)

Loooove Milla’s little paper dress puss in Resident Evil

Women’s stories matter etc.

Not beating the stereotypical st*ner bear on #fcf allegations

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SOTY just got SOTYier

I keep thinking this knot in the table is one of my chest hairs or pubes

Family we live with left for a cottage so let’s all say hello to clarity peace and serenity for 7 days

is not pointed I swear! (I forgot)

New Dempi wait… let me listening again.

I missed my annual bonus by 0.7% so maybe I won’t feel bad logging off after just 25 mins of work today

Lost $*** at the casino in * minutes so we went to an arcade where I absolutely washed a few high scores

really?? omg 💀

First pack helloooooo?

Baptizing myself with a Cabaret first watch