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"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk

Ooooh shit. Ok maybe that's not the best choice then.

I have a rule that I will only live in a city with a major league baseball team. Plus I love big cities and Toronto is pretty similar to Chicago where I live and is awesome except for the fact that it's stuck in the US.

Yeah but did they have the 5th best record in the league in the second half of the season?

I don't think they're calling.

Dr. Oz screaming "Is there a doctor?"

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Do nerf guns count? My kids have a ton of those.

the jerk store called. the cost of jerks has doubled due to trumps tariffs

I don't believe these stats. I need proof. The only way to know for sure is for me and my family to live in Toronto to verify this is true. To get a good sample size we will probably need to stay for 20 to 25 years, maybe longer. We will also need Blue Jays season tickets.

Who is watching the kids when they drag this poor woman away? I'm sure there was more than one employee working but that's because more than one employee was needed. I'm sure the kids feel safe see this shit happen.

We used to keep scrap paper around because of this. Granted we had a printing business so we had plenty. Whenever we heard that cat puking noise my wife or I would yell "PUKE PAPER" and then grab a sheet to slide under her to catch it. All cat owners should have a stack of puke paper ready.

Ben Johnson: “And the game ball goes to … none of you. No one. Everyone get out of my sight until Tuesday.”

Win probability chart -- Bengals-Bears -- showing two wild swings in the last 30 seconds

I just made some insane football noises and the dog freaked out and I had to explain that it's ok daddy is happy but she doesn't understand English because she's a dog.

This is the most absurd football game I have ever seen and I've been watching Bears football for more than 40 years.

Announcers are like “this in unbelievable” and every Bears fan is like “no it is not.”

Pretty excited about the bears blowing this game in the next few minutes going to be so cool.

At least the Bears defense is getting some exercise running down the field. A lot of people run for fun and they get to do it at work.

Did the Bengals challenge into a Bears TD? That's something the Bears would do!

According to the commercial the TV guide said the Matlock TV show has new twists and that is the reason to watch.

Another fun Sunday watching bears football!

In real time it was like some kind of optical illusion

How the hell did he catch that?

I know nobody wants to hear about anyone's fantasy team but I have Caleb and DJ and that was awesome.

Smart of the bears special teams to get the bears offense on the field right away.

Baseball is over just in time for everyone to focus on the undefeated Chicago Bulls.

Which is weird because it's 90 feet from home like it always is.