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I'm happy the Bears didn't make this trade because they need the picks but I would have been happy if they did make the trade too because Crosby is exactly what they need. I guess I'm just a happy guy!

I'm going to start one of those social media things where I post some stupid text over video of me drinking a cup of coffee looking smug and become a rich influencer. It's going to be awesome I can't wait to become an influencer and influence things with my smug coffee drinking face.

Angry, exhausted, and exhausted from being angry. It's a bad combination for productivity.

If they don't both pass him something went wrong along the way to a Super Bowl.

OHHHHH that makes more sense but it's still pretty good.

A 2nd and a 5th?

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I'm really going to miss DJ but this is a good spot for him and they probably needed to do it for cap space. Thanks DJ... and at the end of the day, it's fuck the Packers always.

Um... about that... do Hera Syndulla and Wedge Antilles count?

If I join your cult do I have to sit at a computer and answer emails all day? Because if your cult doesn't even have Outlook I am in.

I'm glad Dalman retired so I have pretend problems to worry about that distract me from real problems. Worrying about the Bears O-line and finding a new center is much easier than worrying about what kind of country my kids are growing up in and the world ending in their lifetime.

well Boston has never taken a stand over government regulation of caffeinated beverages before, so I imagine this will go down easy

It's the nexus of the universe

It looks like the strip of paper a barber puts around your neck under the cape that keeps hair off of your clothes.

Maybe we should name all babies Michael Jordan and then everyone will be awesome.

Of course the American edition of history repeating has given us "Let them eat liver".

I don't know why everyone is worried about what will happen to CNN because once AI takes everyone's job nobody will be able to afford to pay for cable anyway.

If you've never tried laying on a couch while watching TV you should give it a chance. I highly recommend it.

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Something something pet rock

I listened to it on the way to work this morning and yeah it's pretty great.

Oh man... really sorry for your loss.

I am not going to comment on last night's state of the union because I didn't watch it and I have no idea what happened because I can't pay attention to this stuff too much or I'll go insane.

I am wondering the same thing and I am now a co-founder of this question.

All I can think about is going to sleep. But will I go to sleep when I can tonight? Or will I stay up too late like an idiot and be even more tired tomorrow? Nobody knows what will happen.