Christophurious

Absolute banger … and it’s going off on Threads too.

I get no traction either on
BlueSky. My pinned thread got 30k+ likes and over 200k views … here on BlueSky it absolutely flopped 😂

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“I put my hands up on your hip. When I grift, you grift, we grift.”

— JD Vance and Erika Kirk

We have just over two weeks to pass Prop 50. And when we do, it will send a message of hope across the country, that change is possible if we do the work.

So, let’s get to it. linktr.ee/cadem

I love roadtripping … the end destination can influence how tough the drive there is. I drove from San Diego to Olympic National Park and back at the end of summer. Basically from the US/Mexico border to the US/Canadian border.

10/10 would do again.

I’ll admit I had to look it up…but that was a good pull. Top-notch.

Saw this guy too! 😂

Kudos to the guy with the bullhorn following him around. Some heroes don’t wear capes!

Ingot video too but it’s on my DSLR along with a thousands pics of everyone and their signs 🤘🏻 🤙🏼

Trump now has the lowest approval rating of any president in the last 80 years. He’s 79.

That means the worst president of his entire lifetime… is him.
Second worst?
Also him.

Dude battled himself for last place … AND WON! 😂

What could this be but a loyalty testing event, and possibly sharing or confirming plans for coming martial law based on fake 'terrorism' attacks and 'emergencies'. They seem to want to do it all in person rather than on the email record,.

Dan Gilroy has got to be so fucking exasperated right now.

A Christmas Carol … but instead it’s Elon Musk being visited by the ghostly visages of Nathan Bedford Forrest, Strom Thurmond, and Charlie Kirk.

1) Radio Lab (the OG episodes with Jad and Robert)

2) 99% Invisible

3) Stuff You Should Know

4) The Dirtbag Diaries

5) Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

1) Radio Lab (the OG episodes with Jad and Robert)

2) 99% Invisible

3) Stuff You Should Know

4) The Dirtbag Diaries

5) Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Trump now has the lowest approval rating of any president in the last 80 years. He’s 78.

That means the worst president of his entire lifetime… is him.
Second worst?
Also him.

Dude battled himself for last place … AND WON! 😂

My apologies to ketamine, I was unfamiliar with your game
#ElonMusk

Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows

CONGRATULATIONS YOU’RE THE NEW NASA ADMINISTRATOR!!

I’ll be honest. If this is ketamine’s doing, maybe I’ve been too critical.

SECTION 1. SHORT TITLE. This Act may be cited as the ‘‘Stop Illegal Entry Act of 2025’’. SEC. 2. COMMISSION OF CRIMES BY ALIENS UNLAWFULLY PRESENT IN THE UNITED STATES. Section 275 of the Immigration and Nationality Act (8 U.S.C. 1325) is amended—(1) in subsection (a), by striking ‘‘2 years’’ and inserting ‘‘5 years’’; and (2) by adding at the end the following: ‘‘(e) Any alien— ‘‘(1) who— ‘‘(A) enters or attempts to enter the United States at any time or place other than as designated by immigration officers, ‘‘(B) eludes examination or inspection by immigration officers, or

‘‘(C) attempts to enter or obtains entry to the United States by a willfully false or misleading representation or the willful concealment of a material fact, and ‘‘(2) thereafter is convicted of any crime punishable by more than 1 year of imprisonment, may be fined under title 18, United States Code, and shall be imprisoned not less than 5 years and may be imprisoned for any term of years or for life.’’.

House GOP just introduced a bill, to be marked up soon, which would authorize LIFE IN PRISON for anyone who reenters the country after being ordered deported and is later convicted of any crime punishable by 1 year or more in prison (even if sentenced to probation or no time in jail at all).

*Blows cigarette smoke right in the face of people who just woke up to the news*

"We already did all the jokes"

I just want to stay alive long enough to be a popcorn vendor on the street outside our version of the Nuremberg trials

"Slut era" I whisper, looking up meatloaf recipes online

CEO of The Federalist is opening calling on Trump to defy the Supreme Court.

hope and good news in one evening???? whaaat?!

Longest Senate filibusters ever:

Strom Thurmond - opposing voting rights for black people

Ted Cruz - opposing health care for poor people

Cory Booker - opposing fascism

"I don't want a Disney vacation of our history! I don't a whitewashed history, I don't want a homogenized history. Tell me the wretched truth about America, because that speaks to our greatness" -- 20 hours into his speech, Cory Booker is spitting absolute 🔥

DOGE Is Trying to Gift Itself a $500 Million Building, Court Filings Show The documents reveal a DOGE affiliate is attempting to transfer the headquarters of an independent think tank, the United States Institute of Peace, to the government at no cost.

On Monday, court docs not only revealed that DOGE staffer Nate Cavanaugh recently moved to transfer the $500 million building to GSA, but that he planned to do so at no cost to the government.

Federal Judge Allows DOGE to Takeover $500 Million Office Building For Free It’s the culmination of a weeks-long standoff between Elon Musk’s DOGE team and the United States Institute of Peace.

BREAKING: US federal judge allows DOGE to takeover $500 million office building for free.

In fact, the building—and all of the property inside it—had already been transferred on Saturday.

How sad it must be - believing that scientists, scholars, historians, economists, and journalists have devoted their entire lives to deceiving you, while a reality tv star with decades of fraud and exhaustively documented lying is your only beacon of truth and honesty.

Watch The Apprentice (Season 1) | Prime Video A group of highly intelligent and motivated businesspeople navigate weekly tasks with the hopes of becoming Donald Trump's ultimate Apprentice.

Trump is bragging about The Apprentice being rereleased on Amazon Prime Video.

It sure would be a shame if everyone gave it a thumbs down 👎 and derated it into oblivion.

watch.amazon.com/detail?gti=a...

christophurious How sad it must be - believing that scientists, scholars, historians, economists, and journalists have devoted their entire lives to deceiving you, while a reality tv star with decades of fraud and exhaustively documented lying is your only beacon of truth and honesty. 12:45 AM • 19 Jan 19 • Twitter for iPhone 991 Retweets 2,222 Likes

@stephjmom.bsky.social just shared a time/date stamped screenshot of my OG twitter post.