🏳️‍⚧️🐸Time Wizard Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️‍⚧️

There’s a free application, shutup10++, that lets you disable all the shitty windows stuff with a series of checkboxes.
It even tracks if windows rolls anything back between updates and lets you reverse the changes with a click.
I can personally recommend shutup10++ if you need to stick with windows

I think a lot of ppl are mad at the subconscious realization that it actually doesn’t matter how many millions peacefully protest- if nothing else is done nothing will change. Sorry if this offends- it feels like that’s the reaction you’re having. The reaction to not actually living in a democracy

i talk a big game but i— well actually i guess technically i type a big game i’m not sure i could actually say this out loud

despite all appearances this is NOT part of the current wave of ideation posting this is rational melissa saying this

if I could die of going on computer I would do it

turns out when you send this to your advisor over microsoft teams at 1am you unlock a special dialog scene with your emergency contact

Yuri 2

i need you to invest in: froggher! the movie

ok but if i killmyself i dont have to go to class anymore

theres over 1000 of those fuckers u must be attracted to at least one

the depression/despair kicked in to the extreme yesterday ill try not to have a big breakdown and post "it doesn't get better we should all kill ourselves" a bunch this time

i am experiencing emotional distress and i have no coping methods

in real life I am distressed and mentally ill but in my mind palace I am looking at the boobs and cock of a beautiful woman on yhe internet

her magical lesson ALLEGEDLY also taught her to stop cooking and eating the slaves but she's still shown eating body parts in the section 31 movie so i no longer count it as part of her """redemption""" """arc"""

right up until she learned a magical lesson that she has to be nice to the slave who brushes her hair (this does not include freeing the slaves) and then she left the show and all the rest of the characters went around the room talking about how much they loved that #girlboss nazi cannibal dictator

they literally had a CANNIBAL NAZI DICTATOR as a member of the crew on Discovery and she was never repentant or apologetic for the fact that she was a nazi dictator who owned slaves and also she ate the slaves and the show treated her like a quirky #girlboss

this is what i mean when I say modern star trek is pro-fascist and I worry people who havent been watching the new shows dont understand like its not subtle its not dogwhistles they just keep making scenarios where star trek characters get to turn to camera and say "fascism is pretty cool actually"

im the only person in the world who understands super smash bros

btw i don’t care how long we’ve known each other, if you put any of these idiots on my timeline because you couldn’t resist getting a cheap dunk on them you’re getting blocked

I cannot emotionally handle:

- anything happening
- hearing about anything happening
- receiving new information of any kind

it's the one directly after the episode about how being against eugenics is actually a form of bigotry and they explicitly frame supporting eugenics as an allegory for being trans

its the episode where space-hitler's granddaughter (the protagonist) goes back in time to stop an evil time traveler from killing baby space-hitler and you get to see that baby space-hitler is actually just a cute little kid and she gives him a hug and tells him "you're right where you need to be"

uuuugh I meant to cancel spotify like 2 years ago and then I didn't because of the convenience but I really gotta do it blehhhhhhh

cancel ur spotify subscription rn i am so serious

spotify pays millions to transphobic anti-vaxxer Joe Rogan and so my production company pulled all our podcasts off the service years ago and never looked back

they “pay” fractions of pennies to every musician there too

consider finding a better service

shouldn’t be hard when the bar’s this low!

tiktok of a lad in an xmen shirt captioned film bros when your favorite movie is the avengers instead of a 6 hr black and white bulgarian film with 0 discernable plot or characters

there is a square-shaped hole in your heart and you are trying to fill it with piss: a thread🧵

Happy the first day of John Brown's raid on Harper's Ferry Day to all who celebrate.

Microsoft hates computers AND everyone who uses them, whereas Apple only hates computers, and Linux only hates the people who use them. In this essay I will

Star Trek Strange New Worlds season 2 episode 3:

would love to see a dj take a particularly profanity-laden rap verse and make a sort of live-radio-edit scratch routine where they scratch through all the swear words while trying to maintain the parsability of the remaining words