miles jayworth ✨

the type of e/delberter i would've been if i wasn't predisposed to dislike "childhood friends" fic as a concept . really goes to show you stuff

tierlist with the following tiers: INJECT IT!!: friends with benefits, idiots in love, jealousy i eat it up everytime: fake dating, dom/sub understones, dubious consent, happy ending, possessive behavior a reliable classic: touch starved, unhealthy relationships, enemies to lovers, angst, mutual pining depends on execution: fluff, slow burn, first kiss, hurt/comfort, hurt no comfort, porn with feelings, sharing a bed, forbidden love, sickfic, porn without plot, unrequited love, secret relationship, established relationship, age difference, found family, internalized homophobia, domestic fluff, arranged marriage, roommates, smut, miscommunication tread carefully: cheating, friends to lovers, main character death, single parent, pregnancy, soulmates i'm closing the tab: royalty au, crack, childhood friends, celebrity au, historical au, college au

i started this thinking it would be fun and now it's just "the au hater has shown up to hate aus"

to be really clear. you can just feel bad about it! you don't have to do anything about it! lord knows my brown ass has spent 6-7 years obsessed with two white characters from fe3h! but imo it's good to feel the discomfort instead of constructing flimsy attempts to defend yourself from it. IMO!

[gets on the soapbox] racebending characters to self-soothe because you predominantly engage with white characters and you feel bad about it is not a slick move . i see you <3 [gets off the soapbox]

"Your body is a temple" or smth like that

#fe3h #fireemblem #byleth #sothis

I LIED i have also finished pokemon x .

oh of course, i’m not saying games of a certain style or origin *can’t* be interpreted through a modern lens - but fe3h only cares about politics insofar as politics generate dramatic character moments so it just… doesn’t work

i’m shaking ur hand so intently

it was true when ppl were calling anything in fe3h fascist or communist and it’s true now!!!!

“ashe is copaganda” is just another piece of evidence that applying modern terminology to any fire emblem character’s personality or decisions results in an incoherent take

the latest chapter in “jay tries to figure out how to dress himself”. anyway i’m heading to the thrift in 5 min so wish me luck

not to brag but it’s so annoying that so many style guides for pear-shaped bodies are like “since you have a smaller chest, blah blah blah”. sitting here with my G cups like Hm .

oh i hear this so much, cosmically and generally i’m definitely in a pit but managing to find joy and laughter even down here is such a win 💖💖💖💖

if you hear something that’s me cheering so hard you hear it across the entire earth

image of hugh morris, a mii character dressed up like a clown, from the tomodachi life: living the dream trailer

heads up that i will be rebranding to a Hugh Morris stan account next month on the 16th. i’m his biggest stan it’s true . i need a shirt with his face on it stat

are they gonna give this child a trophy that says 'prettiest bitch' 😭

like the worst part is that the games are getting good reviews like truly nothing here to make me hesitate except my own desire to be more intentional . hng

i need slay the spire 2 . and pokopia . and fire red . and tomodachi life next month . too many good games coming out can we slow the freak down

can we be friends . must u remind me of pyramid betrayal

i literally just called you that the other day… awkward

what the…… leaf me olone….

screenshot of jay’s letterboxd diary sorted by date descending, with the following titles & ratings: knock at the cabin - 3 stars sinners - 5 stars, heart old - 2.5 stars glass - 0.5 stars o brother, where are thou? - 4 stars the grand budapest hotel - 4.5 stars, heart split - 1.5 stars conclave - 4.5 stars, heart

my genuine reaction to seeing this was “hey it’s been a pretty great year for jay movies so far” which goes to show just how good my hearted movies are, bc split and glass were . Tough

i want pokopia…… once i finish sea of stars . i’m trying to change my ways

i am the daddy with the issues…..

i would not say i have daddy issues but i don’t really know what daddy issues are . i definitely say i have mommy issues but idk . i am the father who has the issues in my head

the problem with me is i’m never going to find anyone or anything funnier than myself. i wrote this about myself a year ago and it’s diabolically hilarious to me still

as who you now know , i famously don't finish things so i never did get around to serenity slkdfniosdfnsdlkfn but even without it! it's ok ! firefly can just be a beloved show that came out nearly 25 years ago! it doesn't have to be happening now

i think there was 15-20 years where this would've been exciting news and they just missed it, like the timing just isn't right

is this why dorobert claudebert and sylbert are all so good . because the three of them are like "mmmmmm do i want to be the one to pull the trigger" and hubert is like "yes bestie <3 you have innate value and worth <3 do not base your self-perception on antiquated morals <3 let's kill 2gether <3"

it's reminiscent of claude being like "yeah I low-key agree with edelgard but I don't want to be the one pulling the trigger. now that it's done, though......" and I think there are a few other characters who could fall into this opportunist attitude when pushed (coughsylvaincough)

I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS !! i feel like she says "i don't want random people to get hurt" but what she really means is "i don't always want to be the one doing the hurting", and it feels too awful for her admit that that's her real position on it