Numero Group boxed set Robby

And Trump has always been like this! It’s not like he learned this from an HR rep!

Underrated idiocy of the Helen Andrews theory of “feminization of the workforce” is that we currently have a male President who is extremely bad at being unemotional! He jacks up tariffs because of an ad he doesn’t like! Every day he posts about his feelings! And conservatives LOVE it!

Definitely normal for the President to struggle to stay awake for just twenty minutes. Very normal! A sign of vigor, even!

Met Larry Hama today

DEVIL DINOSAUR, JR. - Moon Girl, You’re Living All Over Me

Where my RIFKIN’S FESTIVAL heads at?

a bald man with glasses and a tie is sitting in front of a computer and says this better not awaken anything in me ALT: a bald man with glasses and a tie is sitting in front of a computer and says this better not awaken anything in me

MF DOOM on VAUDEVILLE VILLAIN: I never met a chick that was too thicc for me.
2003 ME:

He’s not even the guy you send to get cannoli

a bald man with glasses and a tie is sitting in front of a computer and says this better not awaken anything in me ALT: a bald man with glasses and a tie is sitting in front of a computer and says this better not awaken anything in me

MF DOOM on VAUDEVILLE VILLAIN: I never met a chick that was too thicc for me.
2003 ME:

I was talking with my mom (who votes Dem but is relatively moderate) who is in her 70s last night and she was talking about how she thinks Schumer is an ineffectual buffoon. When you’ve lost that demographic…

Just to be clear, this is not a bit, I think it’s cool one of my favorite comic writers was in a Sondheim show

Wish I had a copy of PACIFIC OVERTURES to have Larry Hama sign with my GI Joe comics

I think a lot about how one of Elon's DOGE wunderkinds got immediately placed into the highest civilian pay band, something you typically have to spend your entire public service career striving for, because that's what you make as an entry level FAANG employee

I know the “combine two things” jokes are low-hanging fruit, but there better be some PROJECT HAIL MARY SCIENCE THEATRE 3000 gags being readied.

This is not to excuse any thing Trump does or is doing, and it isn’t anywhere near the worst thing Cheney did, but “Dick Cheney shot a guy in the face and his victim apologized” did signal how unaccountable the Executive Branch was gonna be for literally anything they do for the 21st century.

Halsey was right.

Naw, she’s gonna pivot to Hallmark Christmas movie: A CONGRESSWOMAN’S CHRISTMAS starring Jodie Sweetin as Annie Delosey comes out in February 2026.

“They’re calling it a year of Six Emperors, folks! Sleepy Joe would only have one Emperor.”

Sad day for fans of Alexandra Pelosi’s documentaries… all ten of them

My version of the Geordi/Drake meme. Top left corner is me in a flat cap and plaid jacket. I’m grinning wide mouthed like a muppet or cartoon or just a jackass. The text next to it reads “A spoken word passage in an R&B, Doo-Wop, or Elvis song” Bottom left corner: me in the same cap and a slightly different plaid jacket with the same cut. I am staring at the camera with dead-eyed annoyance. The text next to it reads “A spoken word passage in a country song.”

We really are prepping the Crisis of the Third Century Pt. 2, aren’t we?

Harder for Charna Halpern to cover up for you at your house though.

(This is a joke, I know it’s the family with the murderer who only got caught by Netflix)

Very disappointed to see Fred Durst was against Mamdani

A lot of people probably won't get how finely crafted this joke is and how many layers it has, applause to Jane

I should say, Wallace Shawn himself canvassed for Mamdani, but I’m pretty sure Rifkin is supposed to be Woody’s stand-in

RIFKIN’S FESTIVAL 3: ESCAPE FROM ZOHRAN’S NEW YORK

Woody Allen endorsing Cuomo is such a hilarious thing. Who was that going to win over?

Worth pointing out that I saw a lot of stuff from Politico about how NJ & VA governor’s races were going to be uncomfortably close. And… well…