jordan ✨

to anyone hoping to convince me there is a god this october beach day has me feeling very vulnerable to spirituality

woof thank you 🤭

miss, for a dollar, rhyme a word

does this mean you’re holding space for me?

oh i’m down for the rebrand 😮‍💨

i’m un fucking well

but ur clicking through to watch and that’s all that matters 🩷🩷🩷

😇

not bestie watching my nudes!!! 🥰

sorry for keeping my underwear on during #fcf but i’m shy

randomly on a big Life In Cartoon Motion kick

happy to help with the rehab if needed 😇

another beach week 🥹 God is a generous, kind woman

starting the diplomat solely because i saw that allison janney and bradley whitford will be regulars in season 4

so ur dad

morning walks

the funniest thing a man can do is repost the original release date announcement for a movie that’s been pushed back and say how they’re excited to see it next week even though it now doesn’t release for months

thank you king!

oh you worked 🥵

i love you you grotsky little byotch 💕

😮‍💨

and no new DM from you there interesting!!

i’d usually request butt pics in my dms for my birthday but bluesky has robbed me of this small joy 😔

then happy to suffer instead

wait Matt Fraction is doing the new Batman 😫 don’t make me get back into weekly comic pulls i don’t have the SPACE

the th***t was good tho 🤷‍♀️

every announcement about this movie gets me more and more hopeful for star wars in cinema

we’re so glad you’re safe 🩷🩷