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I couldn't be grumpier at work right now if I tried

Hear me out: mirtazpine = opalite

When she says, “I’m not the art police,” she also means “and therefore neither should you be” — spend your time getting angry about the REAL shit. The obsession with online virtue signaling over celebrities just keeps people 1) distracted and 2) easy to control

Why Jerrod Carmichael Turned His Life Into a Reality Show The comedian discusses “artists’ lib,” putting a billboard in his home town to get his mother’s attention, and his new effort to “Truman Show” himself.

His New Yorker interview is fascinating. Bonus mention of Bo Burnham too 👀

www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...

If there’s a fan base nearly as rabid as swifties, it’s eagles fans. I totally understand why he got this role hahah

The Fate of Ophelia: The Story of Us. The Poet & The Showgirl.

The Fate of Ophelia is a story told from The Poet’s perspective, or, Showgirl’s perception of Poet’s perspective. It’s a romanticised tale, told thru the Midnights & Fortnight MV’s where Showgirl rescues & reunites with Tortured Poet.

Did a quick edit to help myself start to process wth is happening rn hope we like it lol

This album is a conversation btw the poet, the showgirl, young Taylor and healed Taylor.

THIS is why I think “cancelled” is about us. She’s so quick to stop any actually offensive rumor (see: quitting to make babies) and we know tree absolutely controls what gets published to a certain extent. But we let this through? Ok I’m so sure

My therapist has no idea what’s in store

Death of a showgirl. Rebirth of Taylor.

She’s going to re-do her debut (Taylor’s version) now that she’s shown us “the tricks of the trade”

Shes definitely make a dick joke but shes saying DOESNT need to knock on wood. She’s the man, new heights of manhood. Shes the father figure, her dicks bigger. Also, curse broken by a magic wand? I got a wand and a rabbit!

As this release week continues and everyone digs up more and more info, I feel very correct.

The intro poem to TTPD, “at this hearing…and so I enter into evidence”

YES esp with the interview mag bs last week!

Truly the way everything is clicking into place with the way she’s been telling these almost duel stories for the last 20 years and she’s reckoning with that in this album and letting us “in on the secret” she’s not stepping away from music but she is stepping away from this facade

Canceled but with the leather femme bot army from look what you made me do

Am I the only one who hears fate of Ophelia about her rescuing herself? Getting her masters back?

As a fan since debut, I unapologetically love this album 

Ooooh I love that

Actually romantic is the adult version of mean

If you see me driving around screaming this album at the top of my lungs, no you didn’t

a woman is sitting in a theater watching a play and says wait is this going play about us ALT: a woman is sitting in a theater watching a play and says wait is this going play about us

She just referenced hamlet during the podcast right? Play with in a play. It’s absolutely about us

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A lot of people have been hacked in the last 24 hours - no need to direct it towards one side or the other. Don’t respond to accounts you don’t interact with and turn on 2FA.

I am not a big/super active account so probs don’t have to worry but yes to this I literally dm nobody ever so if you get one from me it’s almost positively 100% not me!!

Mary Cosby from Real Housewives of Salt Lake City saying “I’m confused and I’m gonna stay confused and I will leave confused”

Not in my wildest dreams did I think I’d relate to Mary Cosby and yet here we are…

My official predictions:
1. She’s going to tear down all the men who professionally manipulated her more explicitly
2. She’s fully aware of the fact that she is 100s+ of peoples source of income
3. She’s going to expose her own lies and point to 1&2 as the reasons she did it