As someone who doesn’t really follow rugby, is Owen Farrell on the bench because he’s coming back from injury, or does his dad just hate his guts? 😂
10.07.2025 08:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0As someone who doesn’t really follow rugby, is Owen Farrell on the bench because he’s coming back from injury, or does his dad just hate his guts? 😂
10.07.2025 08:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Jeff Bezos looks like an Evil Mr. Muscle. #MonacoGP
25.05.2025 14:39 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0twitter is down
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I love how their Error Messages still say Twitter.
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Officially reached Unc status. 💀
(Actually paid the £20 fee to watch the boxing)
I had a ‘girlfriend’, things were going really, really well. She stopped replying to my messages. When I tried to FaceTime her, the call failed. Today she blocked my number and insta.
All of this without communicating what is wrong.
Urgh.
I hate Twitter now.
I hate Twitter now.
I hate Twitter now.
I hate Twitter now.
I hate Twitter now.
I hate Twitter now.
I hate Twitter now.
I hate Twitter now.
I hate Twitter now.
I hate Twitter now.
I hate Twitter now.
I hate Twitter now.
The first episode of Adolescence got a bit tough to watch at times.
It brought back all my memories related to knife crime growing up. Stuff like Danny O’Shea, or the people at my school that either were victims, or knew victims.
Thought you were doing stand up. 😅
20.03.2025 08:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I love your neck tattoo.
20.03.2025 08:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Follow Friday’s just came up in Facebook my memories (my tweets used to post to Facebook) and do you remember when Twitter was a fun community and not a hate filled cesspit?
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The saga ends tomorrow. 👀👀
I’m probably more anxious about the outcome than the person involved. But oh well…
It’s terrifying
05.03.2025 08:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Happy birthday, man!
Hope you have a day as amazing as you are.
Happy Friday!
Have an amazing weekend.
This ended up just breaking me, I’m not going to lie.
If I disappear off the face of the earth for a week, I’m fine. I’ve just got a lot of shit going on right now.
That sounds amazing!
I’m hungry now. 😭
Shits gone south at work, so if anyone needs me I shall be screaming into a pillow.
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If there’s a third Heathrow runway, do airlines buy more aeroplanes?
Does that mean they need more games?
Asking for a friend.
It’s still absolutely wild to me that we don’t have a sponsor.
It’s been like…4 years? Right?
Including the time where our shirt sponsor was our own owner. #CFC
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I follow various politicians I hardline don’t agree with because as they’re important ones, i.e. Presidents or Prime Ministers, it’s important to stay informed about what they post.
I follow Elon Musk for a similar reason.
He makes it SO hard for me not to put my head through a wall.
Instagram too.
Ffs.
When you move house, you have to use up all the shit at the back of the fridge.
Today I’m eating a ham, cheese, branston pickle and Serrano chilli sandwich.
Facebook now forces you to watch ads before you can continue scrolling.
21.01.2025 16:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1You’re all about to be gaslit about that Nazi salute and I’m begging you to spend no time on it. You know what you saw.
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I slept through Trump’s first inauguration because I was sick.
On the day of his second, I slept horribly and feel awful.
Am I allergic to Donald Trump?
My favourite part of translating anything in to English is when it teaches you new English words.
Today’s new word - Vicissitude
“a change of circumstances or fortune, typically one that is unwelcome or unpleasant.”
What the fuck?
David Lynch died.
I’m genuinely in shock about that.
Awful, awful news.
