Tamora's Pie Shop

Wow, I just realized that Charlie Kirk hasn’t said anything racist for months. Good for him.

An image of me, in full face makeup lying in bed, cropped close like a portrait. There is a grey tuxedo cat lying directly on my face with her feet pressing against my neck and collarbone.

When I said I want a pretty girl to step on my neck I didn't really mean my cat.
And yet here we are.

I think maybe the only thing that has ever kept me together is momentum.

💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

An image of Tamora kneeling on a bed, all in red and wine colors. She is wearing only a bra and leggings, which are pulled down to reveal her full soft tummy and glorious curves. She gazes at the camera and you cannot tell if you are invited or chastised but either way it excites your senses. 🖤🧡

It's two weeks from my birthday and I haven't gotten a single tip for shenanigans. (And shenanigan tips over $25 receive live texts of said hijinks)
This is...patently criminal.
Who do I report to the MILF Pisces Appreciation Law Board!?

@TamorasPieShop on CA and Venmo or fansly.com/tamoraspieshop

This is so relatable!

Oh man, saaaame. I don't do customs by and large because I run out of time in my schedule and they run way way behind...

Man I love a good seaslug ice skating costume.

These camps need to be liberated. Now. By any means necessary. We have months, *at best*

The amount of loathing I have for videos in online courses is limitless.

(I know they work for some folks, but there should be a "text and diagram" option alongside every stupid video)

Last post before I log off again this is extremely low stakes given the rest of the AI bullshit being inflicted upon us right now but there's going to be a big sports scandal in like 2 years because someone was using a chatbot to like evaluate draft prospects or

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

Dive bar memorials are the best memorials.

🧵 This is such a relief to see someone else say.

Good, you earned it! 💜

Oh hell yeah!

This is like a nerdy Joan Jett wet dream...

Thank goodness we have drafts, now I can leave something like “becoming a rune-shaped root system but hot” in there forever

What in the actual bullshit!?

lab.witness.org/projects/eye...

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The best time to quit Substack is a year ago. The second best time is today.

Per WBUR article:
Open since 2007
At that time it was said building not designed to hold people
2021 renovation shows holding rooms were added

www.wbur.org/news/2025/07...

"Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work."

"Don't move. Want to move. But don't move."
And "What did your sternum tell you?"

A lot of the suburbs around Minneapolis & St. Paul are getting hit hard, including people just walking and getting snatched off the street.
They also are continuing to be extra aggressive towards observers.

Like Carrie said: NOTHING HAS CHANGED.

It's never too late to get something cute (or delicious)
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Dementia patients will forget everything except that they're racist, FYI

They are hoping folks will be too scared to vote.

A full body image of me draped in mesh netting, sitting on a stool. I am entirely covered and an arm obscures my breasts, but one leg peeks out of the net and my body is visible beneath it. I am bathed in pink and violet light. The glint of the color off my skin and along the folds of the netting is both mysterious and alluring. 🖤🧡

You should probably thank @valentinebarker.com for commissioning an art nude set including white netting and bisexual lighting. Because it's coming to fansly.com/TamorasPieShop next week and y'all aren't ready for that. 🖤🧡

It used to be baska schnapps but then that got sweeter...now I'm not sure what it is...maybe Cascadia liqueur?

Oh I love Strega. But I'm weak for most bitter herbal liquor so...