Tamora's Pie Shop

"Even bitches need love" I murmur to my cat, as I cradle her tiny body to my face.

Thank you! Honestly getting older, and existing...those I'm ok with.
I just have a bit of a Birthday Curse so even when all the activities I do are nice and I see folks I love...birthdays themselves are a bit fraught for me. 💜💜

Society just had places for them! Not always...good places....but often just let them do their niche things.
Also the world was not as much of a sensory nightmare literally everywhere all the time.

Gods I hate my fucking birthday.

"We didn't have this 'neurodivergence' back in the past"
...the Qing Dynasty creating jewel like heirlooms out of walnuts as fidget toys since the 1600s - "hold my beer"

Also - happy birthday, birthday twin!

Oh that's one of my current go-to Irish whiskeys. Yum

Absolutely would watch

Arrest isn't enough. I need us to bring back the stocks for these people.

These people deserve the gallows. A bunch of sick freaks who don't belong in society.

Running late for the bus to go see children perform a 1hr Hamlet for my birthday with one of my favorite witches.
Possibly the most on-brand sentence I have ever written. 😂

Thank you! 💜💜

HEY @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social @mayor.nyc.gov this is absolute bullshit and not what we voted and canvassed for your campaign for.

An image of me from the knees up from the back in black lace panties, black bra, black leather shoulder armor, and sword belt. I hold a sword across my ass and gaze into the distance. You can't help but feel I'm both protecting and ignoring you. What would you do to catch this warrior's eye? 🧡🖤

The fact that I have zero tips for my birthday on Fansly is literally a crime.

Buy me cake - get pictures of cake.

fansly.com/TamorasPieShop

Wow, I just realized that Charlie Kirk hasn’t said anything racist for months. Good for him.

An image of me, in full face makeup lying in bed, cropped close like a portrait. There is a grey tuxedo cat lying directly on my face with her feet pressing against my neck and collarbone.

When I said I want a pretty girl to step on my neck I didn't really mean my cat.
And yet here we are.

I think maybe the only thing that has ever kept me together is momentum.

💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

An image of Tamora kneeling on a bed, all in red and wine colors. She is wearing only a bra and leggings, which are pulled down to reveal her full soft tummy and glorious curves. She gazes at the camera and you cannot tell if you are invited or chastised but either way it excites your senses. 🖤🧡

It's two weeks from my birthday and I haven't gotten a single tip for shenanigans. (And shenanigan tips over $25 receive live texts of said hijinks)
This is...patently criminal.
Who do I report to the MILF Pisces Appreciation Law Board!?

@TamorasPieShop on CA and Venmo or fansly.com/tamoraspieshop

This is so relatable!

Oh man, saaaame. I don't do customs by and large because I run out of time in my schedule and they run way way behind...

Man I love a good seaslug ice skating costume.

These camps need to be liberated. Now. By any means necessary. We have months, *at best*

The amount of loathing I have for videos in online courses is limitless.

(I know they work for some folks, but there should be a "text and diagram" option alongside every stupid video)

Last post before I log off again this is extremely low stakes given the rest of the AI bullshit being inflicted upon us right now but there's going to be a big sports scandal in like 2 years because someone was using a chatbot to like evaluate draft prospects or

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

Dive bar memorials are the best memorials.

🧵 This is such a relief to see someone else say.

Good, you earned it! 💜

Oh hell yeah!

This is like a nerdy Joan Jett wet dream...