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all the spaces on my BINGO card now read "NOT ON MY BINGO CARD"
Example: trump had a diaper malfunction and left a trail behind as he announced plans to bomb Kokomo. Not realizing Kokomo is in Indiana, not an island like the beach boys sang and that is entirely a possible thing that could happen.

Wonkette Movie Night: The Apartment 'Ya know, I used to live like Robinson Crusoe; I mean, shipwrecked among 8 million people. And then one day I saw a footprint in the sand, and there you were.'

Our 200th movie!
Wonkette Movie Night: The Apartment
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Wonkette Movie Night: Dave 'I think there are certain things you should expect from your president. I had to care more about you than I do about me. I had to care more about what's right than I do about what's popular.'

Wonkette Movie Night: Dave
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Wonkette Movie Night: Monty Python And The Holy Grail 'She turned me into a newt... I got better.'

Wonkette Movie Night: Monty Python And The Holy Grail
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Wonkette Movie Night: Sinners 'See, white folks, they like the blues just fine. They just don't like the people who make it.'

Wonkette Movie Night: Sinners
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Wait so you are telling me Trump is just a flaming racist psycho. No fucking WAY.

(please someone answer "WAY.")

Wonkette Movie Night: Labyrinth 'Everything that you wanted I have done. You asked that the child be taken. I took him... I have done it all for you!'

Wonkette Movie Night: Labyrinth
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Wonkette Movie Night: WarGames 'A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?'

Wonkette Movie Night: WarGames
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Wonkette Movie Night: Mozart And The Whale 'You can't disappoint me, because whatever you are is exactly what I want.'

Wonkette Movie Night: Mozart And The Whale
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Wonkette Movie Night: Shirley Valentine 'It sounds as if it could be a name. "Oh, hiya ClitORis. How are you?" Why not? Plenty of men walking round called Dick.'

Wonkette Movie Night: Shirley Valentine
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ziggywiggy (@ziggywiggy) We are currently a nation full of people with PTSD. They wanted to put us in trauma. They have succeeded. This was a big mistake on their part. Because what you end up with is survivors. Survivors ...

We are currently a nation full of people with PTSD. They wanted to put us in trauma.

They have succeeded.

This was a big mistake on their part.

Because what you end up with is survivors.

Survivors are survivors for a reason.
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Wonkette Movie Night: The Muppet Christmas Carol 'Mother always taught me, never eat singing food.'

Wonkette Movie Night: The Muppet Christmas Carol
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Wonkette Movie Night: The Long Kiss Goodnight 'What I'm saying is, back when we first met, you were all like "Oh phooey, I burned the darn muffins." Now, you go into a bar, ten minutes later, sailors come runnin' out. What up with that?'

Wonkette Movie Night: The Long Kiss Goodnight
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Wonkette Christmas Matinee: Die Hard Yes it is a Christmas movie.

Wonkette Christmas Matinee: Die Hard
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Wonkette Movie Night Rob Reiner Tribute This Is Spinal Tap and The Princess Bride in one night? Inconceivable!

Wonkette Movie Night Rob Reiner Tribute
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Wonkette Movie Night: Krampus 'Where's the nog? I need to get merry.'

Wonkette Movie Night: Krampus
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Wonkette Movie Night: Kiss, Kiss, Bang, Bang 'Go. Sleep badly. Any questions, hesitate to call.'

Wonkette Movie Night: Kiss, Kiss, Bang, Bang
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A Walk In A Snowy Park When Harry Met Daisy is taking a snow day and will be back next week.

A Walk In A Snowy Park
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Wonkette Movie Night: Back To The Future 'If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour ... you're gonna see some serious shit.'

Wonkette Movie Night: Back To The Future
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Wonkette Thanksgiving Movie Matinee: Alice's Restaurant 'You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant.'

Wonkette Thanksgiving Movie Matinee: Alice's Restaurant
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Wonkette Movie Night: The Imitation Game 'Sometimes it's the very people who no one imagines anything of who do the things no one can imagine.'

Wonkette Movie Night: The Imitation Game
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The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted.

If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.

Wonkette Movie Night: Fantastic Voyage 'Yet all the suns that light the corridors of the universe shine dim before the blazing of a single thought...'

Wonkette Movie Night: Fantastic Voyage
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Wonkette Movie Night: The Muppet Movie 'Keep believing, keep pretending; we've done just what we've set out to do, thanks to the lovers, the dreamers, and you!'

Wonkette Movie Night: The Muppet Movie
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Wonkette Movie Night Halloween Special Event: Dawn Of The Dead (2004) 'You saw hell yesterday. Now you're scared of going to hell for all the bad things you've done. I'll tell you what. Say five Hail Marys and you and God can call it even.'

Wonkette Movie Night Halloween Special Event: Dawn Of The Dead (2004)
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Wonkette Movie Night: Invasion Of The Body Snatchers (1978) 'People are being duplicated. And once it happens to you, you're part of this ... thing. It almost happened to me!'

Wonkette Movie Night: Invasion Of The Body Snatchers (1978)
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NO KINGS Cleveland: Can I Take Your Picture? Permission to be photographed was requested and given for all pics.

NO KINGS Cleveland: Can I Take Your Picture?
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Wonkette Movie Night: Creature From The Black Lagoon 'The boys around here call it The Black Lagoon - a paradise. Only they say nobody has ever come back to prove it.'

Wonkette Movie Night: Creature From The Black Lagoon
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Wonkette Movie Night: Let The Right One In 'I'm twelve. But I've been twelve for a long time.'

Wonkette Movie Night: Let The Right One In
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