quote with a photo where your booty is looking extra plump x

Having a wank in the most aggressively orange room.

Managed to shoot and hit my shoulder

I’d rather be back on the beach right now

Soaking up the sun when I’d rather have someone’s son inside me

Cowards

quote with you looking fancy x

Happy #FCF and valentines

#mcm while I finish toning my hair

I’d love to get my lips and hole round that when I’m in Cardiff the week after next

This could possibly explain the state of my throat after 2 weeks in Mexico…

Mine is already planned and written down

Good morning from Mexico

It’s my birthday and it’s #FCF

WHAT A DAY TO BE TURNING 40!

Did you fly if you didn’t thirst?

Reskeet with a cumshot on your face (punch definatly intended here haha) 💦

I’m in Blackpool for the rest of the month from today. How much for a full body scrub?

Today will be spent horizontal and snacking

Today only! 30% off all our handmade vegawork.shop harnesses!!

(Since Twitter died (thankfully) our sales have also disappeared (less thankful) so we’re going to make a business account here so I don’t have to fill your feeds, but until that’s sorted please forgive me today!! 💜)

Almost all fours?

Good afternoon and my first post on Bluesky