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Ipswich Town Fan. Living in California. AvGeek of limited expertise. Real Men Vote for Women’s Rights.

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I dunno what to say other than this cloud looks like a giant penis. No, it’s not AI. Yes, someone honked at me for the slight delay I made to take the picture. Nature is amazing.

I dunno what to say other than this cloud looks like a giant penis. No, it’s not AI. Yes, someone honked at me for the slight delay I made to take the picture. Nature is amazing.

Cumulus phallus #CaWX

14.11.2025 23:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Email from Epstein to Maxwell alleges that Trump spent “hours” at Epstein’s house with a victim

Release the files.

12.11.2025 14:06 — 👍 2615    🔁 765    💬 120    📌 53

Maybe, like the lady who took out Ygnacio by Heather Farm for a day, they “were just trying to make a turn”?

04.11.2025 16:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Radar loop looks mostly aligned with the sharp range models bringing a chance of some rain at times and thunderstorms into the Bay Area tonight into Wednesday. 9/23/2025 #CAwx

24.09.2025 01:33 — 👍 20    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

I’m particularly concerned by the squirting sesame seed.

31.08.2025 21:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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That's so fucked up.

But that is where we are.

16.08.2025 17:27 — 👍 123    🔁 25    💬 4    📌 1

Am I right in thinking this shitshow with Putin achieved nothing and/or absolutely nothing good for Ukraine?

16.08.2025 01:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

SFO would be fab, selfishly that is.

07.08.2025 15:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bad wording on my part, meant adding to their existing. Ha.

07.08.2025 14:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah, sorry, I shoulda been specific - they're hiring for those in DEN & SFO.

07.08.2025 14:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Assume UA is adding Athens in their network too, given they've been hiring for Greek speaking FAs. Fun place!

07.08.2025 14:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Great film, the kiddo and I really enjoyed it too.

06.08.2025 14:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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A case study of fire weather as severe weather on the #GiffordFire burning east of Santa Maria and north of Santa Barbara Sunday 8/3/2025. You can see the growth and development of the central column plume(s) which can lead to hazardous visibility / air quality and sudden wind shifts @nbcbayarea.com

04.08.2025 02:16 — 👍 34    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 0
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“Both of them.”

02.08.2025 04:33 — 👍 21031    🔁 11720    💬 466    📌 778

A321Neo

30.07.2025 14:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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29.07.2025 02:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I guess it depends on where the server is based.

28.07.2025 17:52 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Going there soon for the kiddo’s birthday. Can't wait.

28.07.2025 17:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Grand Ole Pedos

27.07.2025 02:44 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

What takes him down first, the cankles, or the Epstein scandal?

26.07.2025 02:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He seems too emotional for this role

24.07.2025 18:28 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Western Rattlesnake curled up upon some dry grass.

Western Rattlesnake curled up upon some dry grass.

I love it when you see one of these cool things while out for a little hike, and thankfully, I was able to warn a dog walker who was not being sensible and walking with their dog off leash. #Rattlesnake #WesternRattlesnake

19.07.2025 02:09 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That's a fine choice in toppings.

19.07.2025 02:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That's awesome.

17.07.2025 02:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Trump seen pocketing FIFA medal as he walks on stage to hand Chelsea replica club championship trophy The president was given the medal to look at by Gianni Infantino while handing others out to the winning squad, though Trump later tucked it into his suit blazer

Who woulda thought that the Orange Felon would be a petty criminal too? sports.yahoo.com/article/trum...

16.07.2025 23:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Cool, I know that trail. I'll see if I can find Hedwig’s cousin.

15.07.2025 17:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So cool! I almost popped to Shell Ridge yesterday, gonna head there today for sure.

15.07.2025 16:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Love that city!

15.07.2025 16:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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11.07.2025 05:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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