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Rory Simon

@captainredbean.bsky.social

28, an old man in a twinks body. Tamagotchi Enthusiast currently obsessed w FF16. Icon/PNGtuber by @chrisquay.bsky.social I stream most Tuesdays and Wednesdays! Find me on twitch @ twitch.tv/captainredbean42 Twit @ twitter.com/captain_redbean

336 Followers  |  77 Following  |  504 Posts  |  Joined: 30.10.2023  |  1.9572

Latest posts by captainredbean.bsky.social on Bluesky

You’re really uncool if you use AI.

If you SELL your AI trash, and especially don’t disclose that you’ve used it, you’re a loser.

Thats the rules.

09.11.2025 01:28 — 👍 81    🔁 17    💬 0    📌 0
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meep 🐑

06.11.2025 23:12 — 👍 1234    🔁 554    💬 11    📌 2

Mamdani's line that billionaires spent more to oppose his candidacy than he proposed to tax them really says it all.

Like a company that shuts down a profitable location as soon as it unionizes. The principle of maintaining control is more important.

08.11.2025 13:56 — 👍 1302    🔁 372    💬 10    📌 10
A fake Bluesky suspension DM.

"Bluesky
@blueskyguard3453.bsky.social
We regret to inform you that your Bluesky account has been temporarily suspended due to security-related restrictions.
To prevent the permanent termination of your account, it is imperative that you complete the verification process within the next 24 hours by using the following link:
(REDACTED)
If the link does not open directly, please copy and paste it into your browser's address bar.
▲ Important: Failure to complete the required verification within the specified time frame will result in the irreversible and permanent ban of your account.
We appreciate your immediate attention and cooperation in this matter.
Sincerely,
Bluesky Support Team
10:49 PM"

A fake Bluesky suspension DM. "Bluesky @blueskyguard3453.bsky.social We regret to inform you that your Bluesky account has been temporarily suspended due to security-related restrictions. To prevent the permanent termination of your account, it is imperative that you complete the verification process within the next 24 hours by using the following link: (REDACTED) If the link does not open directly, please copy and paste it into your browser's address bar. ▲ Important: Failure to complete the required verification within the specified time frame will result in the irreversible and permanent ban of your account. We appreciate your immediate attention and cooperation in this matter. Sincerely, Bluesky Support Team 10:49 PM"

Head's up there is a Bluesky ban scam going around. This account just joined 40 mins ago and send me this DM.

DO NOT CLICK THE LINK.

Bluesky would NEVER send a DM like this and make you scared. This would come through email and would have a more professional email than this.

Stay safe!

08.11.2025 03:54 — 👍 2576    🔁 2674    💬 14    📌 92

As someone who has managed to not cross a picket line even when it was nearly all the grocery stores in the metro area on strike, really don't wanna hear anyone talking about how they just HAVE to cross the Starbucks picket line. This is like the easiest solidarity ever.

07.11.2025 18:38 — 👍 556    🔁 171    💬 1    📌 0
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Air pollution from AI could surpass that of all the cars in California Massive data centers power large language models but produce fine particles linked to asthma, cancers, and premature deaths.

Once again asking what problem this technology has solved or is expected to solve to force us to endure this. www.fastcompany.com/91253026/air...

11.01.2025 21:44 — 👍 1983    🔁 935    💬 46    📌 50
Edit of the Snatcher intro text. Green text against a background now reads "This story is dedicated to all those cyberpunks who reject GenAI and commission extremely niche pornography from real artists every day of their lives.

Edit of the Snatcher intro text. Green text against a background now reads "This story is dedicated to all those cyberpunks who reject GenAI and commission extremely niche pornography from real artists every day of their lives.

08.11.2025 11:50 — 👍 4813    🔁 1712    💬 15    📌 19
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Who likes garlic because I made a lil guy ✨🧄 Chocolett.com

08.11.2025 01:35 — 👍 78    🔁 19    💬 2    📌 0
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Target is now requiring its employees to smile more As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.

"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.

They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.

If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."

🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.

07.11.2025 19:55 — 👍 3101    🔁 653    💬 969    📌 2427
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The exact timing is up in the air but at some point around the end of this month I'll have to work 14 days straight and I'm already dreading it 😭 esp since i dont have a working car still, but hopefully i can just buy a cheap junk car to make it through winter before i hit that 14 day work stretch😅😮‍💨

08.11.2025 05:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Drawing of a pigeon with glowing eyes and stars throughout its body. There’s a ribbon like shape of exploding clouds wrapped around its body like a wreath, connecting through the stars

Drawing of a pigeon with glowing eyes and stars throughout its body. There’s a ribbon like shape of exploding clouds wrapped around its body like a wreath, connecting through the stars

☁️🌟 #art

07.11.2025 20:03 — 👍 628    🔁 203    💬 5    📌 1
07.11.2025 23:17 — 👍 999    🔁 319    💬 5    📌 3

BREAKING: Starbucks workers have just authorized a massive strike.

Union Starbucks baristas voted to authorize the strike by 92%.

Now baristas in over 25 cities could launch an unfair labor practice strike on Thursday, November 13th.

05.11.2025 17:13 — 👍 21207    🔁 5474    💬 331    📌 484
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BRB screen done for the apollo, not gonna say how many times had to rerender to get that loop somewhat right >-< #MizlaTechAD

[Please check credits below!]

07.11.2025 22:59 — 👍 22    🔁 12    💬 4    📌 0

4/8 comms done!

07.11.2025 12:10 — 👍 143    🔁 21    💬 4    📌 0

If you haven’t seen much news about Palestine lately, it’s not because the killing stopped.

Israel has reduced coverage of the genocide, killing ~250 Palestinian journalists since Oct 7th.

Since the ceasefire, Israel has rejected 107 requests to bring aid into Gaza
and continued attacks.

07.11.2025 05:37 — 👍 147    🔁 100    💬 3    📌 0
a sticker sheet design of 3 kakapos. top left is standing cutely with their big feet. top right is a 3/4” portrait of a kakapo in a red heart. bottom is eating berries off of a mossy log.

a sticker sheet design of 3 kakapos. top left is standing cutely with their big feet. top right is a 3/4” portrait of a kakapo in a red heart. bottom is eating berries off of a mossy log.

i ❤️ kakapos

07.11.2025 14:24 — 👍 509    🔁 184    💬 0    📌 3

jasper is currently at the vet trying to figure out what’s going on (he was panting in pain and whining when i got home among other things). so if anyone wants to buy smth i would appreciate it. everything is 20% off rn

05.11.2025 21:18 — 👍 16    🔁 10    💬 1    📌 0

The whole point of NNN is to draw attention to prostate cancer and mens health. But lack of ejaculation increases chances of prostate cancer, my dad lost his this way. Denial and kink is fun but not at the cost of your health.

07.11.2025 14:42 — 👍 192    🔁 85    💬 7    📌 1

🫂 me and autumn love and appreciate you fam!! I'll beat up all the negative thoughts w my love and support 👊👊

Tho it can be really hard to accept love from pals when we look at ourselves w scrutiny and see all our faults and short comings.

We're more than our worst thoughts and darkest moments!🫂

07.11.2025 21:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Kickss!

07.11.2025 06:09 — 👍 5071    🔁 1284    💬 46    📌 11
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Chuds with the most vile unattractive personality be like “you need to care about the male loneliness epidemic” right after arguing that women shouldn’t be allowed to vote.

07.11.2025 14:41 — 👍 586    🔁 167    💬 4    📌 3

She would have bullied me soon anyway cause she would never be caught missing breakfast 😂 she usually causes problems 2hrs early but today she just cuddled until it was actually her breakfast time for once 😂

07.11.2025 21:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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BUNNY SUIT YCH 🐇✨
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Up on my Vgen for $25 USD!! 👀
vgen.co/TeddyThatDraws

#commissions #YCH #bunnysuit

06.11.2025 15:57 — 👍 43    🔁 13    💬 1    📌 2
Partner anniversary 8th of November at 9am UK time. Schedule includes VTuber Tech Podcast and Community Games

Partner anniversary 8th of November at 9am UK time. Schedule includes VTuber Tech Podcast and Community Games

Hewwoo cuties~

I'll be celebrating my 4th Partner Anniversary on Twitch tomorrow 8th of November starting at 9am UK time~

As part of the celebration I'll be hosting a 3D VTuber Tech related podcast in which we'll have several of our #VNyan Ambassadors join as guests

Hope to see you there~ 💕

07.11.2025 14:48 — 👍 61    🔁 15    💬 1    📌 2

Please put alt text on all your picture posts!!!

06.11.2025 13:48 — 👍 62    🔁 23    💬 1    📌 2
frog wizard plush with removable hat and cape sitting next to red mushrooms

frog wizard plush with removable hat and cape sitting next to red mushrooms

Last 24 hs to get him!! ⬇️

www.makeship.com/products/wiz...

🐸⭐✨ #frogart #frogplush

07.11.2025 17:24 — 👍 205    🔁 58    💬 2    📌 2

And, by the way, besides seeing the great art my partner made testing Affinity, you can download and use those icons FOR FREE! ⬇️

mayke-arth.itch.io/cute-desktop...

07.11.2025 17:09 — 👍 50    🔁 15    💬 0    📌 0
The creature carrying Elizabeth from Guillermo Del Toro's Frankenstein

The creature carrying Elizabeth from Guillermo Del Toro's Frankenstein

Let us be monsters together 🍁

06.11.2025 17:29 — 👍 546    🔁 206    💬 3    📌 1

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