refleksy

No! They were coached by me (every year except now, different organizations), like I was coached by my dad!

Natalie Portman in Black Swan being menaced by a doppelganger in the mirror

When I encounter myself as a different colored cursor because I have the Google Doc open in two tabs

Zell dinct from final fantasy lookinass

Suspense thriller in tweet form.

We found him, lads.

Those with more wealth than sense can try to flex nuts in any sport, and baseball is probably on the lower end of the spectrum closer to soccer.

But we're 9 years old here.

Don't come down the hill with the fuckin rolly extendo luggage bag with 2 different bats. Tiny hands in tiny batting gloves.

When I say 'serious' baseballer, you know the type. "That" necklace. "Those" sunglasses. Cleats and dedicated baseball pants at the first practice. Shirt from a baseball camp. All of them. First practice. Very culty. Very intimidating

Now he's succeeding with kids his age, a full head and shoulders above everyone else.

My anxiety shot up a million percent when I got to my 9yo son's first baseball practice early, only to see a bunch of huge, serious kids already there! (refleksy grows 'em big, so I expected my boy to be the tallest, but he was average!)

They were the 12 year olds, whose practice was ending.

I thought you'd like the pun

it's a fish sandwich

Only thing "extraordinary" is the lengths the New York Times will go to try and sanewash this clown ass administration

(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa) BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history. REGINALD: Wow! What's it do? BEARTATO: It... what? REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do? (Beartato thinks.) BEARTATO: I don't know. REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do? EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this! (The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet) MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk! (Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

True Art

pokemon are always doing shit like "Drowzee used Crazy Floor! Drowzee started getting funky" and it won't tell you what that means. top competitive strategies will revolve around getting funky.

Dudes Rock

Oh no

Yeah a lot of my 9 had alternate art boxes with Kanji on them

YouTube video by drewtoothpaste CRUDBUMP: "Bite That Butt"

AI??

More like "Ayy, I gonna bite that butt."

youtu.be/g5GnMR2EB54?...

I see you also were pulled in by the websites ui and numbered your entries thinking that filling their text boxes with something would allow you to press the "save image" button

Sick ass dog btw

The salt in the water gets the peanuts all salty. The boiling gets the salty water to the inside.

With the usual the salt is on the outside shell then the inside is like "what da heck? Unseasoned???"

I guess you could just buy them without the shell at all

That's probably the real solution.

My 9 Games | 私を構成する9つのゲーム あなたそのものである9本のゲームをシェアしよう。

my9games.com

3 games that almost got me flunked out of High School

3 games that almost got me flunked out of College

3 games from the modern era.

Idk why they used that exact Lion set but he got that shit ON.

open.spotify.com/track/2FMxu1...

Man this is like when you blow your ult on an illusion.

I can't believe our own air force got Archon Baited.

I'm usually the food maker in the house, but on occasion my wife does it just to prove she can still kick ass. Look at this bounty.

Getting mogged in my own dang kitchen.

its a special day when Dota is overtaken on the top of my friends list.

Happy launch day, gamers

Big ward shadow shaman facet should make his regular vision wards big too.

Cosmetic only, no other effect than it look big.

Yeah chicken fingers definitely the better facet but the ward can be big tho and that's funny