Styro

Life’s been good. I can’t really complain all too much. Except for it’s all falling apart and I’m up to three panic attacks a day

Didn’t know we shared the same birthday

The bodies in the basement taste like cigarettes and coffee beans

Woke up today felt like skeeting

The bodies in my basement talk to me sometimes

This joi got me so confused they got me in the kitchen doing jumping jacks

For Christmas I got two broken legs and am forced to balance on them

Blue eggs and yams

My son showed me his macaroni art today. I hated it so much I’m smashed his head in the refrigerator door. AMA

How I lay after playing with my thingy

Sorry I’m back with the milk unfortunately I’m lactose intolerant so I’m shitting my pants

The child

I’m addicted to cigarettes and McDonald’s

This bathroom gives gender dysmorphia xueen

Two big back gorillas broke into my house and ate all my fruit rollups. Shotgun traps on every door now.

I have a firearm to protect myself against the people who show up when I don’t take my pills.

Licking her armpit when she least expects it

I’ve always hated this guy for no reason

Jesus was a trans puppy girl who died for our pronouns

Shit so good the president called me and said “good boy”

I’m number one on heavens most wanted list

I have so much to be thankful for… including but not limited to: My Boywife, My GirlHusband, my weed, and my fat fucking shaft.

My pronouns are MA/GA. Call down liberal, it’s called a gender

I need an animal. A straight fucking beast. A genuine threat to my personal safety

I feel the molecules fucking with me. They’re trying to get in between me and my bread

I used to bounce a bouncy ball off my brothers forehead for fun when he was a baby. I’d stop when he’d start crying and once he stopped I’d do it again.

My names styrofoam and I like cigarettes, cats, weed, and making fun of the French