Dr Angryfinger

Well yeah, when you put tariffs in incoming goods the prices go up.

You probably should have looked into that first. Just saying.

I'm having salad for dinner.

Actually, it's fruit salad.

Well, mostly grapes.

OK, all grapes.

Fermented Grapes.

Wine.

I'm having wine for dinner.

My 76-year-old mother just informed me that she is going to her first "sex party" and doesn't know what to bring.

After some awkward questions, I said, "Gender reveal. You're going to a gender reveal."

Slowly getting a few on

milli vanilli is short for million vanillion

Don't want to state the obvious but fuck me it's hot.
#perth #fuckinghot

Is the bluesky empty of Perth peeps???

Video killed the radio star 🤢

Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, he'll contribute to the global overdepletion of the ocean.
So give him a salad, maybe.

Don't forget to shut your x account as well as much of a pain in the arse it is.

Shamelessly giving away a meme.

X deactivated. See ya losers 😀

#westandwithchickpeas

💀💀💀💀💀

Nonce factory #auspol

I will never understand how a billionaire, the richest man on Earth, spent millions to buy an election for ANOTHER billionaire, and told us that his policies would cause all of us non-billionaires “temporary hardship...”

...and the public didn't tell BOTH OF THEM to fuck off.

A cooking competition where contestants make whatever they want but my husband wanders around the kitchen and stands in front of the drawer they need

Make America Healthy Again lasted less than a Scaramucci