Every macaron should be a pistachio macaron

2.5 man summer tbh

Oh my god this is it!!! This is what I came for 😋😏

Listening to Don’t Just Stand There acting like it’s worship music trying not to fail my classes

I’ll never fucking be her …..

This shit is for babies

What yall planning on doing to celebrate my 1000th tweet

Slint is super pissed bc everyone’s misgendering her at the vet

Looking for a double decker couch

Walnuts… pointless… useless nut

Using ur phone during crit to order a pizza……

Guys Paige Bradley farts news is out cool girl facade dropped 💔💔

Sorry no more run posting I think I just didn’t get enough attention as a child

5 miles, might have bronchitis, cig after, spit count 20+, peak human form thanks

I like music

Two separate guys with man buns smiled at me on the trails. Got so scared I laid down a 5k and ran a new PR

Speaking of skimp why is chic-fil-a always shorting me on my fries

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Be the change you want to see make the tweemo girl band

I am a canned sardine

Eccentric, sensational, forgiving tweemo girl (11pm coffee) I am all up in your sauce type yes to affirm

Paige and I can be broken down into this diagram

If ur band doesn’t have a girl in it im putting my camera away fuq that

Humanity…, is GOOD!!! That’s the verdict

No allergies, good music, new tshirt, Parmesan and jam, big fat friggin crush, 3 rolls to develop, well respected, full tank of gas, plenty of roids, lotsa beer, less cigarettes #beautiful #life #joyous

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FUQ IM GEEKIN

Realizing there actually are good people inside Denton, Texas #hopecore #heartfull #goodvibesonly #sapposting

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