kari

i’m glad my career choices lead me to places where my face does not need to be put on a city bench for advertisement for me to make money

I remember learning that 1 gram is approximately 1 paper clip, so you had an extra 115 paper clips in your left boob lol

unless we are going to start using fractions. you want to be number 10? sorry, can't, it's retired. but you can be 20/2. that's still available.

I am anti retiring numbers in sports. I don't think that because one very good player did good things wearing that jersey number that no one else should be able to wear it. also there's a finite amount of numbers available.

each or total? because i have tried to weigh mine and i really need to know what science is saying

me 🤝 flau’jae
kara lawson day 1 haters

i don’t know anything more than what any other average joe knows, but if i had to guess… hannah hidalgo is the reason her supporting cast left and others didn’t transfer in ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

i think this year really isn’t uconn’s fault. USC is juju-less. ND had a mass exodus. ohio state was good like, 2 years ago and that changed. big east expanding their schedule means 2 less non-cons, losing the yearly SC game. a lot of happenstance.

corners of the internet are very down on uconn’s strength of schedule, so thats why i need tennessee, iowa, USC, and ND to be good until we play them! uconn doesn’t have the luxury of having the opportunity to beat the number two and three teams in the country in two days like texas did last week

plus last years team say it was their lost to tennessee that really righted the ship and put them on the path to win the championship. those non-con good games are important!

objectively, this is their weakest non-conference schedule in a while. no fault of uconn’s really, but it is weak. also seton hall lost to princeton, and i don’t think any big east team pulling an upset off matters unless it is against a top 5 team.

a woman in a white suit is standing in front of a door that says ' final ' ALT: a woman in a white suit is standing in front of a door that says ' final '

I AM OFFICIALLY A DOCTORAL CANDIDATE

NIL makes that tough to do

yeah but that’s basically all of the good teams left this season. and ND i guess

i never want the lady vols to win but kinda need them to be good so people will shut up about uconn’s strength of schedule

my biggest problem with the carolina hurricanes is that they are no longer the hartford whalers

but the med tech was funny af. explained side boob to her 😂

just experienced my least favorite phlebotomist

i thought the uconn game was tomorrow not today. made an appt for the exact time of the game 😭😭😭 and of course the espn app is being stupid

what app do you use to keep track of the books you’ve read? i feel like we don’t like one of popular ones because of trump or something.

was very much craving tea but didn't want green tea (green tea is my morning tea, duh). checked the only other tea bags I had assuming they were expired because they're from last winter. they don't expire until aug 2026!!!! LFG!

was at the uconn game 7ish rows off the court and caught a xavier mini basketball (cleanly. ya girl might be forbidden to play sports but she’s still got hands!) (also i obviously gave it to a kid).

forgive me when i have two favorite teams next year then

does she love walter cups or peanut butter cups more?

as of 3 minutes ago, i am officially a minnesota frost #pwhl fan because they’re the closest team to chicago and will be playing here in dec. what do i need to know?

yes i came into a very male dominated bar and put on the #uswnt friendly.

he has gotten much better since i taunted him. you’re welcome, bears fans.

caleb williams is 12/30. twelve for thirty. loooolllll

these are two 8-3 teams lol

damn didn’t realize the women’s first 3x3 game was so early and i missed it