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Oh shit, you're really joking at a time like this? πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈβš οΈ

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Quick round up:

- the government is covering up evidence the president is a pedophile
- he’s openly taking bribes from foreign governments
- his masked agents are shooting citizens in the streets
- the FBI is helping him steal the election
- he’s threatening war against multiple allies

πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

04.02.2026 05:44 β€” πŸ‘ 6717    πŸ” 2146    πŸ’¬ 284    πŸ“Œ 117
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Which house was he JK Rowling????

04.02.2026 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1236    πŸ” 231    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 13
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a woman with glasses is saying yeah i think i 'm finished ALT: a woman with glasses is saying yeah i think i 'm finished

You sure are you disgusting old transphobic pedophile ass bitch.
(She's in the files. This shocks no one.)

04.02.2026 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

#YIAYrose

Roses are red,
sit on my peen.
The first one of these
was in 2015!!!!

Violets are blue
(just like my tears).
Here's to this poem
for 11 more years 🍻πŸ₯‚

04.02.2026 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The roses are dead,
Burnt up to smoke.
For legal reasons,
The poem I'm replying to is a joke

04.02.2026 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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What’s it like to live in Minnesota right now? Life in the shadow of ICE. We asked people how their lives have changed, or not changed.

In the entryway of a cramped two-bedroom house in Shakopee, a pair of pink backpacks idle on coat hooks. The two girls haven’t been to school in weeks.

03.02.2026 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 168    πŸ” 72    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 3
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Toad splashes water all over his head.

From "The Story"
In *Frog and Toad Are Friends*

Toad splashes water all over his head. From "The Story" In *Frog and Toad Are Friends*

Then Toad poured a glass of water over his head.

04.02.2026 11:37 β€” πŸ‘ 316    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 6
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I don't know what sixty-seven is, am I close?

#YIAYcard

04.02.2026 03:56 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you, I really needed to hear that after I fumbled the hashtag 🫢

04.02.2026 03:53 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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and the cover looks like this #YIAYcars

04.02.2026 03:26 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Judge should've let him cry for longer 🀷🏻

23.01.2026 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And if I get flagged for saying that, that's fine. I'd say it again.

23.01.2026 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'll say em: Kyle Rittenhouse is a whiny piss baby shit stian who wanted to play soldier so badly that he had to have his mommy drive him across state lines with a gun that wasn't even his. I watch that video of him crying in court when I need a pick-me-up. If I ever see that asshole, it's on sight.

23.01.2026 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Triple decker bus, right under it

23.01.2026 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Tomorrow’s front page of the Minnesota Star Tribune: Jan. 23, 2026

22.01.2026 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 14693    πŸ” 7006    πŸ’¬ 393    πŸ“Œ 532
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Give them their tear gas back. Its only polite.

23.01.2026 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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They think in order to be a nazi someone has to self identify as a nazi. A nazi is just anyone who believes nazi ideology. A lot of modern day nazis genuinely do not understand or believe that they are nazis. Still nazis tho.

02.12.2025 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's literally the dream

02.12.2025 14:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Me on a candlelit vigil for AIDS in 1987.

Me on a candlelit vigil for AIDS in 1987.

Me last week. Looking pretty healthy for 58 (28 years living with HIV).

Me last week. Looking pretty healthy for 58 (28 years living with HIV).

I was diagnosed with #HIV in 1998, when I was 30.
Many of my friends had died of AIDS. I did not expect to live to 50.
I’m 58 now.
HIV treatment works.
Treatment also makes it impossible for me to pass HIV on during sex.
Ensure HIV treatment for all.
End HIV stigma.
#WorldAIDSDay

01.12.2025 08:46 β€” πŸ‘ 11002    πŸ” 1935    πŸ’¬ 168    πŸ“Œ 51

(sagely) there are three genres. Music that is "fun," music that is "boring," and music that is regrettably neither of those things.

02.12.2025 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 235    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 4

bsky.app/profile/blue...

02.12.2025 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

And that's his pay for 2024, the year he was hired. He worked 4 months of 2024.

02.12.2025 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly, this really stuck with me over the last nine months, thank you

02.12.2025 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Help I'm too stupid to get the joke

02.12.2025 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also, if this made no sense, it's because I just hit a blinker on the penjamin, sowwy

02.12.2025 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder if I get so excited about snowfall because of the way the sun reflects off of a snowy yard. It blinds me in the same way as my therapy light for my seasonal affective disorder πŸ€”

02.12.2025 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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What he said: πŸ’― 🎯

29.11.2025 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 34282    πŸ” 7457    πŸ’¬ 1059    πŸ“Œ 354

I’ve been expecting dems to cave from the start, but I feel like I’d have been significant less mad at them if they’d done it a month ago than I will be now. Why let all this damage be done for nothing?

09.11.2025 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 76    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1