I have become something of a professional permission-giver...
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Hypnotic journeys. Alien parables. Fables and myths. On my wizard shit. Tapping into the power of the unconscious mind. My name is Christian Mortensen and I am a life transformation coach, facilitator, and storyteller based in Brooklyn, NY.
I have become something of a professional permission-giver...
open.substack.com/pub/theactua...
Fire it.
Launch it.
Light the fuse.
Make an irreversible decision.
Quit your job.
Take the trip.
Get the tattoo.
Do it now.
Itβs 2025 β do you see the state of the world?
Elon Musk might delete all of our retirement accounts tomorrow.
What are you waiting for?
Why did I pay $300 to spend my weekend at a clown workshop?
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What dreams are you keeping hidden away from the world?
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The dream never dies, it stays within you, waiting for the right time to resurface.
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I wrote about my experience of wasting thousands of dollars on a lead generation agency so that you donβt have to make the same mistake.
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New short story just dropped!
A playful fable about the dangers of trying to βbuild an audienceβ.
Enjoy!
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Enjoy this unhinged short story for your Friday afternoon entertainment: open.substack.com/pub/theactua...
07.02.2025 17:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Your unconscious mind knows just how incredible you are and how awesome your life can be.
You can feel it, canβt you?
It wants to evolve the mental blocks and limiting beliefs into unstoppable confidence and happiness and joy and peace and ease.
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I wrote a story where I explain The Tortoise and the Hare to an alien while showing them around Times Square: open.substack.com/pub/theactua...
26.01.2025 18:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm spending less time watching news and more time quantum jumping into a cool dimension I found where Trump, Elon, Zuckerberg, and Bezos are broke and trapped in a never ending reality show where they have to take turns drinking each other's piss. It's really helping my mental health.
24.01.2025 22:15 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I went fishing for memories about fish and wrote about it in honor of David Lynch: open.substack.com/pub/theactua...
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