Although a few of you have already joined the crayon club, which is a small part of why ALL of us are here, now, whether or not you recognize it when you pull your gigantic head with its tiny brain out of your very stretched asshole.
06.03.2026 06:21 —
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This is the threshold of hell. It’s never been worse. Because of Cheeto. It’s not a takeout menu, you don’t get everything you want, but if you can’t realize ANYONE ELSE would be better than THIS it’s time to grab some crayons and let the adults make decisions.
06.03.2026 06:17 —
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That’s the POINT. None of them are EVER perfect. But holy shit if you wanna complain about all of this *spreads arms wide* have some fucking cognizance.
06.03.2026 06:16 —
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I’m less than warm on him, but this is an interesting bit.
Also irritated at the portion of us that screeches we need “less than Trump” basically saying Newsom is “the same” in more words. Newsom or anyone else who isn’t Vance or their shitheel club.
Next up ain’t gonna be perfect, won’t be Trump.
06.03.2026 06:14 —
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Posted by the Kurdistan social media page.
06.03.2026 01:22 —
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There is no strategy. There is no cheat. You’ll destroy tons of weapons. It’s one of the only shrines based entirely on luck.
06.03.2026 04:37 —
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“How is this not the greatest Zelda game ever? Let alone the best Nintendo game ever?”
-First run through BOTW
“I would rather duct tape a nine volt battery to my asshole and watch Medicare Part C ads for five years straight than try this again.”
-First time wasting hours in Mirro Shaz Shrine
06.03.2026 04:36 —
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The fourth estate still matters. Fuck you, Donald.
06.03.2026 04:10 —
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06.03.2026 03:52 —
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They could use a guy like Tyson Bagent! Maybe his pops could do the senior tour for arm wrestling in Vegas? I think we just discovered a chit!
06.03.2026 03:41 —
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I think the Raiders are both arrogant and ignorant and have too many holes to fill, they’re going to ask for way more than anyone could normally pay.
06.03.2026 03:39 —
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I’d disagree but after the Dalman news I’m nudging toward your train of thought. The amount of picks they have (and early) if they score on even half of them they’ve got another solid rookie class but more widespread amongst the roster. Edge and DT, LT & S in the draft, give a Hawkeye a new home.
06.03.2026 03:31 —
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Fam, the Bears can’t afford Crosby, and they probably can’t afford the NFL’s first $20mil a season Center. I need the Jokamo’s from Cicero and the Bob’s from Highland Park to slow your roll and appreciate that we have a QB and a Coach (cap C), and that’s the hardest bit. It’s BUILDING.
06.03.2026 03:26 —
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THAT’s what has me excited! Nailed it.
06.03.2026 03:23 —
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YouTube video by Global Mind Apparel
Footage resurfaced showing him treating someone like this
Malik Willis is not Brett Favre or QAyAyRon and I’m glad to see it.
Go get it, young man.
youtube.com/shorts/iTX57...
06.03.2026 03:20 —
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I also wonder how many of those picks are still going to be theirs on draft day.
06.03.2026 02:18 —
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I was thinking the same thing this afternoon. They’ve got three in the first 96. I’d also be okay with Swift getting traded, but the writing has been on the wall with Roschon. I was a huge fan of the pick when they grabbed him and I also don’t think he’s ever been a fit at the right time, but yeah.
06.03.2026 02:17 —
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Shades of Bijan Robinson and Roschon Johnson.
06.03.2026 02:11 —
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Kristi Noem's husband left her hearing after being humiliated by having to listen to questions about her having sex with another man.
Kristi should have married Jerry Falwell, Jr.—he would have been joyfully diddling himself under the table.
06.03.2026 01:30 —
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I just finished a call I got about Turek/Walls primary. Very few questions/references to Trump/MAGA. Personal history and policy dominated. Interesting early strategy seems to be win the party and stick to the middle. I bet that changes.
06.03.2026 01:57 —
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I don’t always stay on the line for all of these calls, but I try to most of the time, and I’ll admit the fascination is more about “these are the messages you’re considering?” when I realize who’s behind the actual call.
06.03.2026 01:52 —
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You can usually tell from how little they say negatively about one vs the other but more importantly how the questions flow and progress, how they’re positioned in the conversation.
06.03.2026 01:51 —
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While simultaneously talking down the opposing candidate. It’s a win/win, testing message strategy AND keeping the call recipient on the line. People love to give their opinions, what people don’t love is “Hi, I’m from candidate X’s office, I’d like to spend 20 minutes asking for your vote.”
06.03.2026 01:50 —
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Most “political survey” calls you get are not from actual pollsters, they’re from campaigns or research groups that campaigns have hired to test messages, but more and more campaigns use a “question script” that gets them feedback but (if you last the call) allows them to “talk up” the candidate.
06.03.2026 01:48 —
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05.03.2026 20:40 —
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I was confused last week when I heard about a “new burger,” because I remember the Arch Deluxe and assumed they were the same thing.
05.03.2026 23:58 —
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Okay, I may actually have to turn the voice on for a change.
05.03.2026 23:53 —
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The TX senate primary is a perfect example. The results are what they are. So you can vote for a guy who is 60% of what you want or you can vote for a guy who’s 100% of what you don’t. Not voting favors the latter.
Which better serves your interests?
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