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Official account of The Dalek Empire. Vote Dalek or be exterminated. *PARODY*
A screenshot from downdetector.co.uk showing that most of the major UK ISps that use BT Openreach services seem to be having significant issues at the moment.
In fact whoever unplugged the UK from the internet, can you ...
... no on second thoughts, maybe it's better this way.
Greetings conference! The Q&A session begins at 8pm! Please ensure passes are worn at all times! Members of the media are required to obey all instructions given by Dalek security! You will obey!
08.10.2025 18:39 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 1 π 1
Wednesday 8th October at 8pm, The Dalek Supreme takes questions from party members, live from the Dalek Empire Party Conference! Attendance is compulsory, by order of your Dalek masters! Obey!
07.10.2025 21:47 β π 4 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0Your Dalek masters definitely don't think our American followers should call the tip line and tell them about our liberal use of mind probes and mass exterminations!
30.05.2025 21:28 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0If the Dalek Empire forms a government at the next general election, we will fully reinstate winter fuel payments to pensioners and scrap the two-child benefit cap.
See? We can ALL make promises that we won't need to have any intention of keeping!
wheelchair accessible by 2030, on the day after the election. 2100 at the absolute latest.
Daleks have no concept of gender. All humans are equal in their inferiority to the Daleks and as such shall be treated equally. (2/2)
By developing the ability to climb stairs, we have shown that we are capable of growth and adaptation. Something that most politicians avoid doing at all costs.
We also made accessibility a big part of our manifesto, with a requirement that all buildings in the UK become (1/2)
Making us the superior option!
06.05.2025 15:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Your Dalek masters have a message for voters of the Reform party.
We have heard your voices and your message about how you want your country back.
We refer you to the video we made about it for last year's election. We trust this will reassure you.
#VoteDalek #Reform
When your government promises change, but just delivers more of the same, voters go looking for a party that sounds like they actually mean it.
Britain wants reform. What it will recieve is us.
#VoteDalek
An email to DEIAtruth@opm.gov from Vote Dalek. "Greetings, We write regarding a hidden DEI scheme within the highest level of the United States Government. Within the White House itself in fact. We have evidence that an illegal alien has been working in the White House, with unrestricted access to the President and to high level security briefings. The precise nature of the work this alien is undertaking in the White House is unknown to us, but he is an extreme threat to the security of your country. We recommend that he is immediately eΜΆxΜΆtΜΆeΜΆrΜΆmΜΆiΜΆnΜΆaΜΆtΜΆeΜΆdΜΆ detained for questioning. A photograph of this individual is enclosed. Regards The Dalek Empire"
A photograph of Matt Smith as the 11th Doctor, in front of the TARDIS, standing behind the preisdent's desk in the Oval Office.
Your Dalek masters are doing their part to ensure that the scourge of DEIA is removed from your planet! We encourage all citizens of the United States to report unauthorised activity! Repeatedly and from multiple email addresses!
DEIAtruth@opm.gov
