Embyr Rose

I used it immediately and the rug looks new! I’m so excited

And when you’re an adult, excitement is sometimes a new vacuum.

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A miniature black and tan dappled longhair dachshund wearing a white and red striped bathing suit tilting his head in surprise off to the left of the frame as a black, brown, and white mini Aussie also wearing a white and red striped bathing suit barks in his ear amidst a sea of similarly-dressed cartoon dogs at a water park in a Where’s Waldo image.

they woof at the water park

A miniature black and tan dappled longhair dachshund tilting his head in surprise off to the left of the frame as a black, brown, and white mini Aussie barks in his ear on the back of a miniature black and tan dappled longhair dachshund who is resting half on a red pillow and half in a rainbow dog bed on a wooden floor.

they woof on the woof

A miniature black and tan dappled longhair dachshund tilting his head in surprise off to the left of the frame as a black, brown, and white mini Aussie barks in his ear on a sunny beach.

they woof at the beach

Ok but I want to thank the team for caring so much about what made US feel comfy & sexy (Bikini? Great. Winter coat? Welcomed.) Featuring all kinds of hotties I never get to see on TV, really feeling ourselves, on a highly professional set? Unusual & SO welcome in Hollywood.

Colbert will be all right, maybe even better off. The world's his oyster and I'm sure MSNBC and Netflix will come calling. He could stand up the biggest late night YouTube channel in days. But they are just torching the Late Show, an institution, solely to appease a dictator. And that fucking sucks.

Anywho, as I tell the young people in my life whom I love deeply, this is your time to create beautiful works of art, to throw the most fun parties you can for no money, and to fight like hell for a future worthy of you. This is NOT a time to retreat into yourself and to forgo the world.

The same company that's buying CBS (and needs Trump's approval to do so) is also trying to buy Bari Weiss' website. It's a political decision.

A photo of Tally, a half corgi half German shepherd dog. She is an orange brown color and has short forgo legs with a German shepherd-esque face. The overall combustion of features resembles a corgi who has put on a German shepherd costume

What do you get when you cross a corgi with a German shepherd?

Meme, upper text: The Myth of Artistic Freedom Man says: I want to draw it Woman says: I want to see it MasterCard and Visa logos say: I DON'T! Bottom text: ISN'T THERE SOME RANDOM PAYMENT PROCESSOR YOU FORGOT TO ASK?

Going to attempt book binding this weekend. I hope I like it because I’m like 8 ideas deep in journal cover designs

two dachshund friends look off toward the left side of the shot. they’re arranged in a little X formation, with the bigger brown dog laying down and the smaller silver one standing perpendicular to and bridging over their friend.

two dappled dachshunds sploot with matching frog legs on a large white blanket at the beach. they’re looking in the same direction, toward the water, with matching profiles. we can only assume they’re about to start practicing a synchronized swimming routine.

two little dappled dachshunds sit with their butts in some light sand and face away from the camera to take in the view. they’re looking out at a big body of water and a sky that fades from bright blue to light peach at the horizon line. the pup on the left is smaller and more gray colored, while the bigger one is more brown.

This is Balou and Hailey. They love the beach because it has all of their favorite things: sun, surf, sand, and snuggles. 12/10 for both (IG: balou_theminisausage)

Presenting the BRAND-NEW season - @dimension20.bsky.social On a Bus! 🚌

DM'd by Katie Marovitch, and as players: Aabria Iyengar, Brennan Lee Mulligan, Jasmine Bhullar, and Mark Mercer!

are u ok no... there are at least 5 national/global events that break my heart each week and it's only getting worse. Simple tasks are overwhelming. Existing feels like a chore. There is so much uncertainty in present and in future and I'm barely keeping it all together

It hurts how accurate this is

So far I wander around with a camera until the ghost gets me. But sometimes I get pictures of bones!

"I don't know how to explain to you that you should care about other people" includes people who live in red states which are, once more for the people in the back, not a monolith

A screenshot of an email subject line that says “your application has been submitted for Katsucon 2026 Artist Alley Application”

And now we wait. 🤞

Apparently all I needed to get properly into Mario Kart was to be able to be a cow.

Strong choice.

ASL users will still be able to understand the interpretation, perhaps with some vocabulary differences, but doing it in BASL is the right choice.

You have wonderful creative ideas especially for around the house projects. And make the best drinks

Taako, an orange and white cat, curled up on a grey couch in a ridiculous semi upside down position with his leggy sticking way out.

Taako, an orange and white cat, curled up on a grey couch in a ridiculous semi upside down position with his leggy sticking way out.

He’s just so orange

Taako, an orange and white cat, curled up on a grey couch in a ridiculous semi upside down position with his leggy sticking way out.

Taako, an orange and white cat, curled up on a grey couch in a ridiculous semi upside down position with his leggy sticking way out.

He’s just so orange

Hate hearing the “selling your bodies” thing about sex work bc name one single job where you are not selling your body. Name one. You use your body and your mind for every single job imaginable. Stfu. You “sell your body” FOR ANY JOB!!!

Now feels like a good time to remind people that we are an Audible alternative—every time you buy an audiobook with us, you support your indie.

Oh, & we're an employee-owned, Social Purpose Corporation—meaning we make decisions that benefit our mission, even if they go against our financial goals 🩷

Thinking about the time @gawkinggeek.bsky.social and I were on vacation and Pokémon Go was still new.

We were driving back from lunch and I saw a Snorlax appear on the radar.

They let me out of the car and drove around the block to pick me up so I could catch it and I’ve kept it 💜

Harley and Ivy cosplayers. Harley kisses Ivy on the cheek.

HAPPY PRIDE YOU SHOULD KISS YOUR FRIENDS! 🏳️‍🌈

🌱 @itsembyrrose.bsky.social is Poison Ivy

it is genuinely incredible that zohran's campaign completely annihilated the democratic commentariat and party cadre mainstreaming of the idea that you need to concede palestine and trans rights to the zionists and republicans to 'gather votes'. lmfaoooo