abi

the instructions just say to insert it as far as itll go but that simply does not cut it if youre not lucky with the angle lmao

i started using the nuvaring a few months ago and lemme just say this thing is not for people that arent comfy with their own anatomy. like wdym i was just a full two fingers deep feeling for my cervix to wrap that thing around it so it wont fall out 😭

also a+ abbot lore drop when he tells howard he'll get to talk to his sister. hatosy made sure to give himself vip treatment in his episode lmao

the way abbot's voice cracks when he tells robby to make sure he comes back from his sabbatical, someone sedate me????? 😭

just got my actual closing date on the house!!!!!! 😁😁😁

the plague of corduroy furniture is reaching fatal levels. im so tired of seeing that shit everywhere.

SO BUZZYYYYYYY

my work buddy

and i won without even having the highest offer hehe 🙂‍↕️

stressed as fuck in a bidding war on a house 😃

this is just depressing

i feel insane

PARKER ELLIS MY LOVEEEEEEEE

this week's episode of the pitt really hurt my feelings. ouch.

im sorry 97k words with how many chapters 😭

the way they sing "i open my mouth and nothing comes out" fucking destroyed me 😃

hawa kamara made me ugly sob during flowers

thinking about how when i was little i was indoctrinated to think i was sinning literally every second i was alive. and then when i had to pray for forgiveness every night i was sinning when i couldnt think of any specific sin id committed. i was a child. what the fuck.

turns out i fucked up and gave myself chilblains bc of my feet getting too cold. ive never googled more feet pics in my life but at least ive concluded im not dying.

i die a little every time i filter for f/f on ao3 and the top ship is still m/m

elphie's learned to like kisses and its soooooo sweet 🥺 when i get up to get ready for bed she literally tilts her head so i can kiss the top of her head. like???? precious baby!!!!!

man i love having a dad with a full tool collection and a can-do attitude. my mom asked me if i wanted to replace the counters in the new house and my dad jumped in like "oh yeah just buy the laminate sheets for a couple hundred dollars and ill bring my jigsaw and cut and install it all for you" 😭

was just sitting waiting for a car to pass so i could pull into a parking spot. this asshole in a lifted pickup truck decided he wanted to BACK INTO that exact parking spot. no the parking lot was not full. the fucking audacity. 🥴

let it be known now that whenever the time comes for me to sell a house, i will NOT accept an offer from an investor. hand to my heart. fuck those vultures.

actually going insane rn bc i havent heard any news yet

i have an hour and a half until i know whether my house offer was accepted. im gonna throw up lmao

hehe i was freaking out over nothing. it was literally a 3 minute call where my boss was just like "yeah thats more than fair. ive been meaning to bring it up anyway". 🫡

asking my boss for a raise and then potentially putting in an offer on a house today. big day. might cry if i let myself think about it.

i cant do that 2016 - 2026 picture thing people are doing bc i graduated high school in 2016 and thats just cringe to post grad photos lmao

i miss kiara on the pitt 😔