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Guy on an island.

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I was holding out some hope for myself to be honest with you but as a Jew I knew my chances were on the way way way outside of things.

09.03.2026 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I had this exact thought just yesterday. Maybe if they fuck it up enough it'll actually save us.

07.03.2026 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ohhh osso bucco looks so good

06.03.2026 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

?

06.03.2026 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Old man flex!

I'm a high school teacher or a certain age. My favorite "shut up you silly kid" line is:

"Dude, I'm wearing a belt older than you."

06.03.2026 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When I saw hoopervision sponsored by doordash I just assumed it was a parody account.

05.03.2026 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You'll never cook Indian at once if you don't cook it for the first time. Just follow a recipe. If they start telling you to toast spices, ignore it and just get stuff in a fucking jar. But if they say ghee, listen

05.03.2026 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You cheat & get dirty while maintaining an angelic, perfect exterior.

05.03.2026 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Right. I'm pretty sure the key demographic in increasing EV sales/adoption is "people who don’t own EV."

05.03.2026 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

True, true. Could these new superfast chargers be used for current cars with the current charging ports?

05.03.2026 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nobody is still surprised or mystified by this are they?

05.03.2026 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

um...no. Range is the #1 concern people have about ev's.

05.03.2026 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

perhaps a catchall of "shannanigans" ?

05.03.2026 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ok but why the mardi gras stuff? WTF?

05.03.2026 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

this is just a fancy newspeak term for cum, isn't it?

05.03.2026 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Do you think any of these performative goyim know what the Purim story is actually about, given its stunning relevance to current events?

05.03.2026 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have been outwitted once again.

05.03.2026 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Were you there??

05.03.2026 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Wow. Flat honesty. Nice.

04.03.2026 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this was my guess too

03.03.2026 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

oh that was collateral damage so it doesn't count

03.03.2026 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Both the US and Israel have claimed to have achieved air superiority. How can that be true if they have yet to target air defense? This seems very, very bullshitty. These people lie every single time they speak.

03.03.2026 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't even like pop music much and that album is FUCKING AWESOME

03.03.2026 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Same. Fuck them all. If they didn't suck so much, I'd feel just fine.

03.03.2026 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

who tf is out there thinking they could take on a leprechaun?

03.03.2026 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#enshittification is real

03.03.2026 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

FLEX

03.03.2026 13:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Swap out the beef for chopped turkey and add some sweet potato and cheapo canned vegetables and this is what I feed my dog. So I guess that tracks.

03.03.2026 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

gotta spin it again...didn't make much of an impression first time

02.03.2026 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's looking kind of devastating-ish already isn't it? At least as far as the regime is concerned?

The US has already stated that its war goals include the total destruction or Iran's navy & long-range missiles.

So...what does the regime have to lose if they take shots at the carriers?

02.03.2026 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0