the onion buying infowars is so funny
14.11.2024 15:06 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@heathdwilliams.bsky.social
philly dad. more often than not thinking about baseball.
the onion buying infowars is so funny
14.11.2024 15:06 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0finally repaired our turntable. i'm so happy. this vampire weekend record is definitely my album of the year. i expect my spotify wrapped stats to confirm that.
14.11.2024 01:46 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0guess it's time to try this one out again
10.11.2024 19:52 β π 16 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i keep forgetting this is a place that exists
22.11.2023 01:45 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0august.
01.09.2023 01:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0brb about to make snorkeling and scuba diving my entire personality
27.08.2023 22:55 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βοΈ
27.08.2023 19:46 β π 14 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0just snorkeled above a shipwreck and a vibrant coral reef. never going home.
27.08.2023 16:18 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0hello.
26.08.2023 23:05 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0good morning.
25.08.2023 11:10 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0don't call don't text don't write
24.08.2023 23:03 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0hello from jamaica
24.08.2023 20:10 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0twss
23.08.2023 21:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0my god it's beautiful
23.08.2023 21:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0soon.
22.08.2023 22:28 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i'm so sad but more than anything else i'm mad.
19.08.2023 00:55 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i do not know who ishowspeed is. i didn't know they did youtube streaming, let alone that they had left it. i certainly do not know what the "penis incident" is.
i hope i never do
i have never been more grateful to be blissfully unaware of something
18.08.2023 21:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0today i horrifically remembered the NYT planet hillary illustration so now you all have to, too
18.08.2023 14:47 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i don't mean to alarm anyone but the national play madison square garden tonight and taylor swift is currently in nyc
18.08.2023 14:10 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0let's be reasonable here
18.08.2023 01:00 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0you cannot make me use the term skeet in an even remotely serious manner. i will not "quoteskeet" anything. i am not some horrific creature.
18.08.2023 00:59 β π 16 π 4 π¬ 6 π 0One time I spent five minutes at lunch drawing a reverse centaur and it became one of my most retweeted pieces of art. I resented that so I deleted it but now it can be free again because not enough people follow me on here for it to go big
28.04.2023 14:34 β π 10001 π 2953 π¬ 209 π 173it is my sacred and honored duty to report that the new song "space invader" by grammy-award-winning bandβ’οΈ The National is probably their best song since the sleep well beast era
17.08.2023 22:42 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0good afternoon.
16.08.2023 18:40 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0thinking of rebranding myself here as an olivia rodrigo fan account
16.08.2023 00:35 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0i'm coming out of my cage* and i've been doing just fine**
*guest room quarantine
**sicker than i've ever been
i post for gritty
27.07.2023 13:50 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Incredibly honored to post the very first Animated GIF on Bluesky:
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