heath

the onion buying infowars is so funny

finally repaired our turntable. i'm so happy. this vampire weekend record is definitely my album of the year. i expect my spotify wrapped stats to confirm that.

guess it's time to try this one out again

i keep forgetting this is a place that exists

august.

brb about to make snorkeling and scuba diving my entire personality

✌️

just snorkeled above a shipwreck and a vibrant coral reef. never going home.

hello.

good morning.

don't call don't text don't write

hello from jamaica

twss

my god it's beautiful

soon.

i'm so sad but more than anything else i'm mad.

i do not know who ishowspeed is. i didn't know they did youtube streaming, let alone that they had left it. i certainly do not know what the "penis incident" is.

i hope i never do

i have never been more grateful to be blissfully unaware of something

today i horrifically remembered the NYT planet hillary illustration so now you all have to, too

i don't mean to alarm anyone but the national play madison square garden tonight and taylor swift is currently in nyc

let's be reasonable here

you cannot make me use the term skeet in an even remotely serious manner. i will not "quoteskeet" anything. i am not some horrific creature.

One time I spent five minutes at lunch drawing a reverse centaur and it became one of my most retweeted pieces of art. I resented that so I deleted it but now it can be free again because not enough people follow me on here for it to go big

it is my sacred and honored duty to report that the new song "space invader" by grammy-award-winning band™️ The National is probably their best song since the sleep well beast era

good afternoon.

thinking of rebranding myself here as an olivia rodrigo fan account

i'm coming out of my cage* and i've been doing just fine**

*guest room quarantine

**sicker than i've ever been

i post for gritty

Incredibly honored to post the very first Animated GIF on Bluesky: