picture of five boxes of some pie Mac and cheese with my wife texting me "WTF"

WHICH ONE OF YOU DID THIS

Undefeated

The Onion: DHS: ‘Daycare Workers Have Walked Freely in This Country For Far Too Long’

YouTube video by emlowz Barren Planet (Full Episode) - Sopranos: The Next Generation (Star Trek Sopranos crossover edit)

everybody shut up he put the whole episode into one video

Four people are dead and nearly two dozen were hospitalized due to a listeria outbreak connected to recalled ready-to-eat products sold nationwide at Walmart, Trader Joe's, Kroger and Albertsons stores, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) announced.

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They have identified the person in charge of escalators at the UN:

Gravy Team 6 couldn't catch up.

ugh. I hate having to rearrange my wooden cutting board and chef’s knife to make room for my cast iron pan in the dishwasher

Stephen Miller & @StephenM X.com We will dismantle Antifa.

Red Alert 🚨 🚨🚨
Time to move national headquarters of Antifa, the big bad Stephen SS Miller is on the hunt.
Members will be notified of the new headquarters via carrier pigeons so keep your windows open

Try to live your life in such a way that when you die people don't have to be threatened and bullied into pretending they're sad about it.

So about that recent ICE raid on Koreans...

YouTube video by Halestorm Halestorm - Like A Woman Can (Official Video)

"I'm just a woman, and you're just a man
We both have two hands, why can't yours understand how to touch me?
I woulda stayed, but you can't
Love me the way that a woman can"

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“You cannot argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience” -Mark Twain

This is why the medical experts are leaving the CDC.

Greenland: US tells Denmark to 'calm down' over alleged influence operation The aim was reportedly to infiltrate Greenland's society and promote its secession from Denmark.

Impeach him

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Washington DC has just become one of the most dangerous cities to visit. Congratulations, MAGATS.

Abbott's playing errand boy for the criminal in the White House. Texans deserve better.

Notification about the Kennedy Center Honors:

Go CEMA!

That’s on the Broken Arrow Expressway just outside the SE part of the loop in Tulsa, Ok!

King: ok which of you knights cut all these sharp teeth into my knife blades?

Sir Rated: Twas me, sire

Nearly 4,000 NASA employees opt to leave agency through deferred resignation program The employees who have chosen to leave the agency amount to about 20% of NASA's workforce.

The brain drain continues. By the time Trump is done the U.S. will resemble "Idiocracy". www.npr.org/2025/07/26/n...

WhitePeopleHumor & @whitememejesus FBI: "There is no Epstein list" Attorney General Pam Bondi: "The list is on my desk, I have seen 4 billion hours of footage" RFK sounding like a fork in a garbage disposal: "The cheese bites at Starbucks cause autism"

Washington Black creator on Lucifer star Tom Ellis's last-minute casting in pivotal role Selwyn Seyfu Hinds promises a "challenging emotional reaction" to the prominent character.

I think people that aren’t familiar with Tom’s work, or only know him as Lucifer, will be blown away by his emotional rage as an actor. IMO, this role will open people’s eyes.

*I fear the ending will break me.😭 iykyk

#TomEllis 📺😈 #washingtonblack

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