@pukicho.bsky.social
I make silly online
Foubd my login
14.07.2025 03:53 — 👍 397 🔁 23 💬 21 📌 0Men when they see toilets : I refuse to pee my piss into this big open hole part. Hmmm.. The floor will do me nicely.
14.07.2025 03:49 — 👍 377 🔁 24 💬 4 📌 1I kill feral beasts at Walmart for money
13.05.2025 21:15 — 👍 407 🔁 52 💬 17 📌 4Just found out ADHD people can’t rotate a cube in their head because they get too distracted by birds and squirrels
30.03.2025 20:27 — 👍 502 🔁 35 💬 22 📌 5I thought George Orwell was just kiddin’ around
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I don’t know
27.03.2025 07:12 — 👍 19 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0Hello bisexual people. Watch out for falling spike traps in the next room.
27.03.2025 07:01 — 👍 813 🔁 151 💬 33 📌 6This is me if you were a horse:
“Hello little guy” *feeds you the gay carrots 🥕 specifically for gay horses*
There are various elements contributing to my failure
23.03.2025 08:32 — 👍 413 🔁 45 💬 15 📌 3Sonder tattooed across my forehead
22.03.2025 07:03 — 👍 161 🔁 9 💬 5 📌 0Yeah i heard its serum, but two
18.03.2025 00:58 — 👍 139 🔁 10 💬 4 📌 0Stop fucking squirming. I am feeding you oats.
14.03.2025 22:50 — 👍 478 🔁 76 💬 14 📌 1Biodiversity is bad, actually. I think there should be one big bug that rules everything.
06.03.2025 01:34 — 👍 588 🔁 78 💬 18 📌 7Tariffs have made access to goods more expensive. Even my top guys whom I pay $360,000 a year for didn’t foresee this happening
05.03.2025 09:37 — 👍 297 🔁 10 💬 1 📌 0
No you might not , but you might observe this strange artifact and wonder whom was responsible for its creation
05.03.2025 07:16 — 👍 35 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0Hey welcome to the burger store, what can I get for you? No, we don’t sell burgers here, you WOKE freak, WOKE freak, you WOKE freak. You WOKE freak.
05.03.2025 07:14 — 👍 675 🔁 67 💬 6 📌 0Hey man, I’m going to wear you like a trophy.
05.03.2025 06:42 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0All of my crimes will be tallied up like a lottery machine winning the jackpot as I stand in front of the gates of heaven
05.03.2025 06:40 — 👍 358 🔁 43 💬 3 📌 1Various countries have deemed the common missile "poor for infrastructure" - so in order to prove them wrong, I have launched one million missiles at all of their infrastructure, destroying it immediately
05.03.2025 06:38 — 👍 225 🔁 11 💬 1 📌 0What if i shot one million missiles at you and when you got back up, i lobbed another million missiles at you? And then when you stood back up again, one million more missiles at you.
05.03.2025 06:27 — 👍 289 🔁 24 💬 20 📌 2Help, I bought a karaoke machine but it only has bo burnam on it. Can I legally euthanize machines?
05.03.2025 06:04 — 👍 423 🔁 25 💬 19 📌 1Who could have assumed the innocuous hollowed-out wooden horse would have a bunch of fucking Achaeans in it?? Fuck off with this shit. Troy forever.
01.03.2025 21:12 — 👍 382 🔁 27 💬 4 📌 0Name your firstborn son Ion Cannon
24.02.2025 12:39 — 👍 302 🔁 11 💬 17 📌 1Another one because fuck it, I can.
22.02.2025 09:51 — 👍 162 🔁 8 💬 6 📌 0little effect
22.02.2025 09:18 — 👍 118 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 1I want to hunt elon through a forest
17.02.2025 20:18 — 👍 795 🔁 159 💬 16 📌 2In this fragile world we live in, I am pukicho
17.02.2025 13:51 — 👍 459 🔁 26 💬 9 📌 0Phaseplant fun
17.02.2025 01:05 — 👍 171 🔁 11 💬 5 📌 1Evil thoughts and Evil prayers to you
12.02.2025 21:56 — 👍 548 🔁 103 💬 15 📌 5“I respectfully disagree” no the fuck you don’t. You want to kill me, and I want to kill you
07.02.2025 22:38 — 👍 870 🔁 168 💬 12 📌 2
