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25.10.2025 15:03 β
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Been getting a lot of use out of βdawgβ lately. Donβt see myself stopping in the near future. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
14.10.2025 22:57 β
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You could participate in a Cuomo scavenger hunt, but lawyers usually just call it βdiscoveryβ
25.08.2025 19:40 β
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If the FBI has never checked in on you, are you even calling your Senators?
31.07.2025 17:19 β
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A fun way to annoy someone from Pittsburgh: pronouncing Pirates like βPilatesβ
03.06.2025 17:24 β
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Almost had a menty b, turns out I just needed a shower
23.05.2025 21:07 β
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Expecting Asian mothers be like: I donβt care what gender my kid is, as long as they get straight As
07.05.2025 18:12 β
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Someoneβs gotta connect El*n with Matthew Perryβs ketamine dealer
08.04.2025 23:35 β
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FREE LUIGI I HAVE A JOB FOR HIM
01.04.2025 16:59 β
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Sitting in the dentistβs chair and they just casually mention this procedure is $2700. Maybe I donβt need teeth.
01.04.2025 16:59 β
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Welcome to Bushwick, home of the whitest reggaeton party youβve ever seen
30.03.2025 03:42 β
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I have therapy today but between BeyoncΓ© and Kendrickβs wins last night I thinkβ¦Iβm healed?
03.02.2025 19:03 β
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Crazy that the Luka trade is the 2nd national tragedy American Airlines has been connected to in the last week
02.02.2025 20:48 β
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So itβs just a coincidence that a flight with the US Figure Skating Team got taken down the same day Tonya Harding joined Twitterβ¦right?
30.01.2025 15:18 β
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Sweet girl has no idea whatβs going on
22.01.2025 17:48 β
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