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You could participate in a Cuomo scavenger hunt, but lawyers usually just call it “discovery”

25.08.2025 19:40 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

If the FBI has never checked in on you, are you even calling your Senators?

31.07.2025 17:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A fun way to annoy someone from Pittsburgh: pronouncing Pirates like “Pilates”

03.06.2025 17:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Almost had a menty b, turns out I just needed a shower

23.05.2025 21:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Expecting Asian mothers be like: I don’t care what gender my kid is, as long as they get straight As

07.05.2025 18:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Someone’s gotta connect El*n with Matthew Perry’s ketamine dealer

08.04.2025 23:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

FREE LUIGI I HAVE A JOB FOR HIM

01.04.2025 16:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sitting in the dentist’s chair and they just casually mention this procedure is $2700. Maybe I don’t need teeth.

01.04.2025 16:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Welcome to Bushwick, home of the whitest reggaeton party you’ve ever seen

30.03.2025 03:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I have therapy today but between Beyoncé and Kendrick’s wins last night I think…I’m healed?

03.02.2025 19:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Crazy that the Luka trade is the 2nd national tragedy American Airlines has been connected to in the last week

02.02.2025 20:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So it’s just a coincidence that a flight with the US Figure Skating Team got taken down the same day Tonya Harding joined Twitter…right?

30.01.2025 15:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Sweet girl has no idea what’s going on

22.01.2025 17:48 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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