Bear Claw Billie

October is inventory time

Today’s fit is a hunter orange cap, a Mean Girls shirt, and a Back to the Future belt, and it suddenly hits me: this is maybe the MOST October you can dress with ZERO Halloween stuff

Horror is so easy. There's a guy in your house and he's not supposed to be there. Scariest shit in the world. He literally could go "eyyy lemme outta here" like the fonz and if he was standing in a sorta goblin-y way it would still be the scariest thing that ever happened to me

I am “write The Little Mermaid” levels of crushing on someone

WE STAN OUR FRINGE QUEEN
🔥🖤🔥

They never figure it out after THEY have seven dates but all of a sudden—

I’ve been on this planet too damn long to not smell a man suddenly deciding he’s monogamous the week I have a date with his partner from a light year away 🙃

Oh, soldiers can't disobey orders because they would lose their benefits and possibly serve jail time?

I thought they were brave patriots who were willing to sacrifice their lives for their country. I guess not...

IC😍NIC

L😍😍😍😍😍VE THIS FIT

Trumping everyone’s More Indie Than Thou music picks with “I made this song this morning, I assure you you haven’t heard it”

YouTube video by Bear Claw Billie Do It Like A Scream Phone Call

*Ghostface voice*
“Do you like Italian art?”

youtu.be/H8ut9_okFxw?...

Okay this thread is full of the sexiest fucks you will ever meet

Chef Boyardee ravioli cold from the can hits the motherfucking SPOT and I’m tired of pretending it doesn’t

About a year before the definitive egg-cracking, I said something along the lines of “most women are bisexual” and was asked to elaborate and got some looks when I said “literally 100% of the women I’ve dated were bisexual” and um WHOOPS I was focusing on the wrong data point 😅

Pretty sure 100% of the women I slept with before transition were already gay 🤷‍♀️ thanks for the hints gals 💅 love you 🐣

This is sort of what Battlestar Galactica did? At the very least brush up a little on both versions just so you don’t bump up against it

GAY MUPPETS

Remember being one of the “smart” (read: averagely bright) kids in class where the piece of shit kids would get a pass for being dumb and abusive, but the teacher would give you shit for halfassing an assignment those kids wouldn’t even finish?

That’s everything now.

🎶it’s the most wonderful time of the year🎶

imagine if a gaylor popped him

okay with all the “codes” on Taylor albums it’s getting pretty likely someone’s gonna wanna impress their own personal Jodie Foster right?

here I made you a graph

you can calculate how gay two girls are for each other based on how long it takes for them to say goodnight

Turns out he was doing all those Mission: Impossible stunts as a slower change of pace

Sometimes autism feels like being a pilot and asking for someone to turn on the runway lights but all anyone does is offer to fly the plane for me

I take solace in knowing I’m definitively not the #1 Baddie Fumbler on this planet

Motion to call money Nobody Likes Me tokens (I have none cuz everybody likes me)

Text in red capital letters: beware of the pipeline Below is a series of five illustrations showing a boy becoming a woman labeled: regular guy, fortnite, boneless wings, gender pronouns, communism

Beware of the pipeline