J's Avatar

J

@soylentc0la.bsky.social

Baltimore-based amateur-everything.

231 Followers  |  394 Following  |  1,138 Posts  |  Joined: 19.11.2024
Posts Following

Posts by J (@soylentc0la.bsky.social)

Man...now I just miss mid-2000s Flickr. Learned so much about photography there and spent way too much time playing "guess where in the city this pic was taken" in local groups.

Yahoo really dropped the ball on that purchase (among other things I guess).

10.03.2026 01:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

receptionist at the doc today saw my kind-of-odd last name and said "oh weird that's my boyfriends last name" and i guess pointing at the photo of them on her desk & shrieking "ummm that's my husband, what the fuck???" was only funny to me and her colleague. she was pissed lol

09.03.2026 23:51 — 👍 28    🔁 6    💬 5    📌 0

Or Abbott and Costello

10.03.2026 00:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

In fairness, you'd probably see something similar if an incredibly powerful nation state fired missiles at the Vatican and killed the pope.

Not totally a 1:1 analogy, but...say...does anyone remember what led to the Iranian revolution and rise of the Ayatollah anyway?

09.03.2026 23:35 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Manual transmission please. Roomy hatchback a-la Honda Fit, or (pretty please) small, car-like pickup with no extended cab, just enough bed to carry a full sheet of plywood or drywall.

Pleeeeease! 🥺

09.03.2026 23:29 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Preview
Cargo cult - Wikipedia

You know they aren't gonna come down and make all your dreams come true, right?

Right?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cargo_c...

09.03.2026 02:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think one of the times I cracked my SO up the most was when I joked about just naming a dog Kevin. Or maybe it was Kyle.

Or maybe the next time I have a dog I might just have to name it Bob or Joey.

09.03.2026 02:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Of course they don't. It's nicotine without the cancer-causing stuff produced by inhaling burning leaves. Was a good harm reduction method until moral panic shut down all but the tobacco companies who had the $ and the janky companies who don't care about regs. Used em to quit smoking years ago.

09.03.2026 01:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

archive.is/mEpaW

09.03.2026 01:09 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

Rick is awesome, but definitely a different personality. Rick is the nice guy you wish was your dad. Anthony was the occasional asshole who you wish was your big brother.

08.03.2026 01:56 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Really? Jet lag sucks! Throws me off every time. Seems like just the level of annoyance that the occasional whinge was made for, no?

08.03.2026 01:47 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Considering the serious water shortages they were experiencing even before the dipshit brigade decided to blow up the city...I'd say that's a yes.

08.03.2026 00:58 — 👍 54    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

Looks like something that would pair well with a can of Skoal and a giant refillable mug of Sheetz coffee.

With cameras on em.

06.03.2026 23:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Spoke too soon. Had to wait for the update. Still slower than the built-in translation on my phone, but hey, it does work.

05.03.2026 23:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Setting up your own email server is easy.

But running your own email server with any level of success at sending and receiving email is way too difficult 😞

05.03.2026 21:48 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Just asks if I want to translate with my phone's keyboard app, Google translate, or chatgpt.

05.03.2026 21:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Either way, apologies if I wasted too much of your time dickering about consumer electronics. We've simultaneously got more/insanely-better crap to spend our money on than ever, yet somehow still have to eat up so many compromises when we're finally convinced to open our wallets.

04.03.2026 01:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It might just be for all the extras to work. I can't imagine the basic monitor part wouldn't work with any compatible video output.

But my track record with assumptions is bad tonight so maybe wait for an in-depth tear down? 😬

But for cameras/speakers, there really are plenty of options at least.

04.03.2026 01:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Huh. Sorry, I just assumed (and hadn't considered the built-in stuff since I never really want that physically attached to my display).

Microcenter has one 27" 5k monitor on sale for $622 but I think that's an older model they're clearing out.

A few 5-6k models 30-45" for $1300-2000 😞

Rough.

04.03.2026 00:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I guess on the plus side, there are a ton of really nice monitors out there if you're willing to spend...

(checks innermets...)

$1600-3600 🤯

04.03.2026 00:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Wait...isn't it...a monitor?

A monitor that requires not only a specific brand of computer, but it has to be running a specific version of a specific operating system?

04.03.2026 00:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Prix?

Totally Ripped Wheat?

Testosted Flakes?

🤔

(also some that didn't make it out of my internal marketing meeting for being a wee bit offensive)

03.03.2026 16:54 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

The restraint needed not to swear...so much cussing would be heard if that was me. Random people's moms would be slapping their kids out of sheer reflex and they wouldn't even know why.

03.03.2026 01:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

S...stars? It's stars, right? 😬

27.02.2026 01:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It looks like someone just stuck a bunch of filters on someone else's more realistic photo. Reverse image search shows tons of hits with varying amounts of pop/saturation filter over-applied on the typical click farming sites.

26.02.2026 19:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Post image

Looks like a frequently edited/tweaked photo according to an image search. Lots of hits on Facebook/Instaspam, many before someone discovered their contrast and saturation sliders 😏

26.02.2026 19:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Costco is overwhelming when I just have my own shopping list!

25.02.2026 23:09 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

All she wanted was a Coca! 🤘

25.02.2026 23:08 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I specifically use a browser extension that blocks shorts from YouTube, and I patch the app on mobile for the same reason.

I've been visiting YouTube since the mid 2000s and I've yet to run across a "short" that I didn't regret clicking on.

23.02.2026 21:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Stick to connected devices that are locally run & hosted. If it needs an account/remote service to run, it ain't yours. Plenty of security and automated devices out there that'll run on your local network. If you want that type of thing, it's worth paying up front instead of recurring subscriptions.

20.02.2026 02:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0