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whoa whoa whoa, hold up, it's also where garbage goes to thrive tyvm

If just one person truly loved Mr. Beast, it would break his terrible curse

in 2016 my grandmother ran out of diapers on Thanksgiving day and the only place open was Target, so I had to go wait like an hour and a half in line to even get into the store

he knew which one

Dressed up for Cyber Monday.

Happy Cyber Monday.

It is a crime that Nicholas Cage never voiced a live action Transformer that farts on John Turturro

a screen shot from the game Grim Fandango, Manny is standing at the window of a ticket booth, the cashier at the ticket booth is saying "I told ya, we don't give out the kitty hats 'til Tuesday!"

pictured: you're trying to get a kitty hat on Cyber Monday

The figure a generation of collectors regret not picking up for $15 on the clearance aisle

there had to be a point where they considered not telling anybody

You're making me miss fun Botcon repaints more than I already did

happy birthday, unless it's someone else's birthday sushi idk

"Next time, Rebels!"

A Star Wars cartoon show like one made in the early '80s, where Luke, Han and Leia foil the Emperor's plot and he blows up at the end of every episode.

hey man wanna go steal some 5090s from the old abandoned data center?

ZOHRAN MAMDANI'S SOCIALIST PROMISES In TMNT arcade we'll let whoever has the lowest health pick up the pizza

Yeah he's a pretty cool mudman

Alright I gotta ask, were you really into Teddy Ruxpin's extended lore as a child or did someone just pick this up and you were like hell yeah, a mud man?

A Teddy Ruxpin (the brand) action figure in its original package. It's some kind of man made of mud, it's called a Mudblup

Mudblup is just what you call a Glup Shitto in polite company or in front of children

That's how it goes every time, isn't it?

You've reminded me I need to pick up the sewer, module, and foot cruiser despite having nowhere to put them.

did they reissue Fugitoid or is that an original?

Why did he look 30 in high school?

My hand holding a shortbread cookie in the shape of an airplane. There are red sprinkles in the pattern of the survivorship bias plane.

A plate of the same cookies.

Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread

I used to just find them by walking down the street and seeing they were filming Stranger Things

I used to see wood storks on my lawn, does that count as the wild?

it's always the stupidest easiest thing that impresses everyone, isn't it?

it might be time we all sat down and had a conversation with Yoda

mom said I can't until I finish my homework

I am actively mad that possums don't live longer

1. Virginia possum
2. White eared possum
3. all the other ones

no, I'm pretty sure they're little hands