pep(real)

yeah

the bond franchise has already encountered and solved this problem

that is a man who's just found out that his crazy dame has flown the coop with 10,000 in bearer bonds on a steamer ship to cuba with local tough and speakeasy bouncer tony "sweet baby" blundetto

DUDEEEEE

hauu~!

he would say this

Don't wanna be a cunt but whenever i see a post that's like "New scam going around, be careful" it's paired up with a screenshot that looks like this

kirby air riders global test ride - kirby jumping up and covering the first two letters in the grassland sign in city trial

this game's Awesome

yup

youtube a bitch for flagging this

This shit only has a weight capacity of 220 lbs bro we are not having sex on the gamer bed

lets be a fat little thing with mama ♥️ #pokemon

Modern Rockstar makes games for your uncle who bought a PS5 at launch and hasn't touched it because he doesn't actually play videogames and the most he'll play of GTA6 is the opening mission before running people in his car aimlessly for 3 hours. The game will then make $300,000,000,000

for the record: I develop games for people who play games to have fun

people always want to hear about "square enix" but for some reason "square penix" makes people walk away. intriguing.

guy said, “Do you like Marx?” I said, “I haven’t met him.” Guy said, “No, no, he’s dead.” “Wow, what happened?” “No, no, he died long ago.” I thought the guy Marx had just died. So then, “Why are you asking me if he died long ago?” “No, he wrote a lot. He wrote that poor people should not be poor.” I said, “Sounds amazing.” I’m giving you a sense of how naïve I was. After they left, I went to the library to look for Marx. So that was my introduction to Karl Marx. BS: The FBI. MM: The FBI. Then, of course, I took a class on Marx. Couldn’t just get Marx out of the library. But,

good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx

MSN Headline with a photo of an old bald man superimposed on a gradiant of green to white to red, headline reads "Scientists Link Male Pattern Balding To Wildly Popular Beverage"

Emetic Poison

I love how this “not drake” version of the gif is the only one I’ve seen in years

This is the most fucked Sonic Heroes team

elections should follow mario rules

pra esse estudo desenhei o senhor cinema

bakoon posting Keith David in Tales From the Hood 2 has become an indicator of good national news.

SouljaBoy reveals new gaming handheld... that's just a clone of the Retroid Pocket Flip 2/Pocket 4 retrododo.com/souljaboy-re...

"This is not any kind of official licensing deal. He does not have permission to rebrand our products and sell them as his own." - Retroid

CUT METAL GEAR SOLID 2 DIALOG

otacon: this PMC has been connected to websites all over the world. banks. news organizations. search engines. gay karate dot com.

solid snake: i don't think that last website is real.

otacon, gravely serious: every website is real.

[CUTSCENE LOADING]

a guy holds out his phone and says “i love this app that lets you virtually pet a dog” another guy looks concerned and says: “don't they send 17 trillion dollars to israel every year”