Mark Guiles

Trump says Iran war will end "very soon" at Florida news conference At a Miami-area news conference Monday, President Trump said he expects the war in Iran to end "very soon," but also called it "the beginning of building a new country."

Time is relative. To a 5 year old "soon" means a couple of days. To an octogenarian like Convicted Felon Trump "soon" could be years, or longer.

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Vegetarians have ‘substantially lower risk’ of five types of cancer Study shows lower risk for multiple myeloma as well as pancreatic, prostate, breast and kidney cancers

Eat whatever you want but I haven’t eaten meat since 1991 and I absolutely do not miss it. This article would probably cause RFK Jr. to lose his mind. 🤣

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NBC’s Richard Engel: “The White House meme campaign is outraging many former US military commanders… they say only someone who has never really seen combat would think it’s a joke and put out material like this.”

On the down side my dad passed at age 95 when I was 57. On the up side I despise oysters and all their filter feeding kin. The filter feeders are on the bottom of the sea where all the fish crap ends up.

Alabama Father, 99, and Son, 80, Become First Ever Pair to Redeem Decades-Old Promise of Free Oysters at Local Oyster House Visiting the Mobile restaurant has been a Rush family tradition since 1972

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Trump Forced Into Humiliating Reversal After Mass Firing Mayhem President Donald Trump has been forced into a stunning backtrack after firing a large chunk of government employees last year. After campaigning on promises to shrink the size of the government, the T...

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Arnold Schwarzenegger Claims He's Finally Making Sequels To Three Of His Classic Movies Arnold Schwarzenegger says there are plans for him to return to three of his biggest movie franchises, but is that truly possible? Here's what we know so far.

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Can Cannabis Help You Cut Back on Alcohol? Here’s What a New Study Found As wellness conversations broaden beyond abstinence, new research explores cannabis through a harm-reduction lens and what it could mean for moderating alcohol consumption.

I quit drinking in 1997. I quit smoking weed after I'd smoked 100 acres of it.

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Georgia high school teacher dies after teen prank goes wrong A Georgia school district urged students not to take part in pranks. The next day, a teacher died in an apparent prank gone wrong, police said.

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Iran live updates: Mojtaba Khamenei chosen as new supreme leader; oil prices skyrocket amid fears of a prolonged war Iran named Mojtaba Khamenei, son of the late supreme leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, as his successor on Monday as crude oil prices surged past $100 a barrel.

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What Could Happen To Gas Prices If The Iran War Continues? Here's What Experts Say Immediately after U.S. strikes on Iran, gas prices increased and currently aren't showing any signs of stopping. How high might they go if the conflict goes on?

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NBC News Poll: High dissatisfaction with Trump's policies, especially handling of inflation and cost of living A new NBC News Poll shows that President Donald Trump's overall ratings remain stable, but there is a high level of dissatisfaction with Trump's handling of several key issues, including inflation, ta...

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‘We are going make a tonne of money’: US Senator Graham on US war on Iran The veteran GOP senator appears to suggest that the war on Iran was launched to gain control over its oil supplies.

Greed is one of the Seven Deadly Sins.

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Trump Blindsided by What’s Happening in His Own War President Donald Trump’s war against Iran is already throwing him and his officials for a loop. The U.S. was blindsided by Israel’s extensive strikes on Iranian oil depots on Sunday, according to a U....

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Iranian Foreign Minister Says Trump 'Killed' President Pezeshkian's De-Escalation Push Iran warned the United States that any escalation in the region would be met with a military response, blaming President Donald Trump for derailing a chance at de-escalation. Iran Warns Trump Over Esc...

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Woodstock Performer Country Joe McDonald Dies at 84: 'One of the Defining Voices of the 1960s' McDonald died on Saturday, March 7, of complications from Parkinson's disease, his former band announced

R.I.P.

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Travelers stuck in long lines amid TSA staffing shortages, partial gov shutdown Long lines were reported in New Orleans, Houston, Atlanta and Charlotte.

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Trump’s demands for ending Iran war shift as US military works through its target list As the US military operation against Iran shifts into a new phase, how the war ends remains the top question for many officials, lawmakers and US allies.

It's because the "Stable Genius" is mentally unstable. Time for the 25th Amendment.

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NTSB member who responded to D.C. midair crash says the White House fired him National Transportation Safety Board member Todd Inman has abruptly departed the agency two years into what is typically a five-year term.

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Earth is warming faster than previously estimated, new study shows Researchers found the first statistically significant evidence that global warming is accelerating. It's been topic of intense scientific inquiry for years.

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Ice age mammoth being unearthed at eastern WA dig site — tours now available McBones Coyote Canyon Mammoth Site is undergoing the painstaking process of unearthing the remains of a prehistoric mammoth in eastern Washington, with tickets for spring and early summer tours now av...

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Trump says he won’t sign any bills into law until SAVE America Act passes President Trump on Sunday threatened to not sign any bills into law until the Safeguard American Voter Eligibility (SAVE) America Act is approved by the Senate, doubling down on his push to change vot...

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Before-and-after satellite imagery offers a rare look at damage inside Iran Satellite images reveal extensive damage across Iran following the U.S.-Israeli strikes, showing burning facilities and destruction from Tehran to the Gulf.

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Trump considers commando raid on Iran Donald Trump could send American commandos to raid one of Iran’s key nuclear sites.

Is it ever a good idea to let the enemy know about commando raids ahead of time?
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Poll: Trump struggles on immigration, prices and Iran as Democrats hold a midterm edge Majorities of registered voters disapprove of how President Donald Trump has handled the issues that defined the first months of a tumultuous midterm election year, as Democrats maintain an advantage ...

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Oil crosses $100 for the first time since 2022 as Iran war keeps Strait or Hormuz closed, forces shut-ins Oil prices crossed $100 per barrel for the first time since 2022 as the war in Iran rages on with no signs of slowing down.

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"First the fair trial and then a first class hanging." - Judge Roy Bean, the Law West of the Pecos

Tillis calls on Miller to depart White House: ‘Out of his depth’ While Department of Homeland Security (DHS) Secretary Kristi Noem will soon depart her Cabinet-level post, Sen. Thom Tillis (R-N.C.) also wants White House deputy chief of staff Stephen Miller to leav...

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Trump moves to undo tax rule that Biden said would bring in $100 billion The Trump administration signaled a plan Friday to revoke a two-year-old tax rule designed to crack down on an arcane but highly lucrative tax avoidance tactic used by some of the largest and most com...

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