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Liz

@malortmutt.bsky.social

28 | Genderfluid | She/It | 18+ Only πŸ”žMinors DNI | Pro shitposter |

98 Followers  |  160 Following  |  24 Posts  |  Joined: 29.09.2023
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An illustration by Spindle of the character Asimov (a white haired half-elf - on the right) kissing Ottilie (a brown (appears as orange here) haired human - on the left) on the lips

An illustration by Spindle of the character Asimov (a white haired half-elf - on the right) kissing Ottilie (a brown (appears as orange here) haired human - on the left) on the lips

hi, i bring women kissing to your TL

14.07.2025 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 5982    πŸ” 1342    πŸ’¬ 60    πŸ“Œ 14

Distance isn't fairrrr, i'm absolutely feral rn and I need you to use me >.>

05.05.2025 10:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hey. You have to live.

21.01.2025 04:24 β€” πŸ‘ 808    πŸ” 227    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 4
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waiting for you to get home

10.09.2024 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 190    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

πŸ₯΄ oh gosh

30.04.2025 00:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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recalibration πŸŽ›οΈ
(cw robot gore and possibly nullification)

23.04.2025 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 777    πŸ” 142    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2
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Wife

24.04.2025 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 218    πŸ” 38    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A pink dog stands before you! She's thinking about her sis :3; Art Post ; Character owned by @slowingdawg on twitter

A pink dog stands before you! She's thinking about her sis :3; Art Post ; Character owned by @slowingdawg on twitter

Pink Dog!

23.04.2025 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3176    πŸ” 570    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 7
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Aile

24.04.2025 08:21 β€” πŸ‘ 506    πŸ” 73    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
The headline says β€œOnly 1361 days to go”
The picture in black and white with a cream background is of a badly injured bald eagle. Its legs are in bandages with strapping around its neck and on its head. Some of its feathers are lying on the ground, detached painfully from its body.

The headline says β€œOnly 1361 days to go” The picture in black and white with a cream background is of a badly injured bald eagle. Its legs are in bandages with strapping around its neck and on its head. Some of its feathers are lying on the ground, detached painfully from its body.

The cover of this week’s Economist.

24.04.2025 14:15 β€” πŸ‘ 9501    πŸ” 2277    πŸ’¬ 268    πŸ“Œ 206
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Update: They backed out of the offer due to miscommunications between hiring managers, and ended up hiring someone else for the position a day before.

Fuck my stupid puppy life πŸ’€

24.04.2025 02:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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(he/him)

#nsfw

22.04.2025 06:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3938    πŸ” 683    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 2

Puppy might have a new job tomorrow!

Puppy is scared πŸ™ƒ

21.04.2025 05:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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20.04.2025 13:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2742    πŸ” 380    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 3

im kind of like light yagami in the sense that im a faggot

20.04.2025 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 78    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
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a new bnuy just dropped! instead of doing nice things like spreading the joy and giving gifts, Pixie prefers doing some trickery and teasing >:3

20.04.2025 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 6871    πŸ” 977    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 7

is any one in power willing to stand up and punish donkey kong for all the horrible noises he has made during his games

20.04.2025 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 7308    πŸ” 872    πŸ’¬ 85    πŸ“Œ 18
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Happy tornado season in the Midwest!
#oc #art #Circlet

20.04.2025 11:31 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A drawing where the viewer is looking to their side, you're holding hands with your recent partner (a young woman with short gray-ish hair and a distinctive arm sleeve tattoo of a snake) and holding a drink. You're walking together and your partner smiles at you and says to 'get a look at yourself', pointing towards your nearby reflection on a store window. You have a large, pronounced belly and food on your face.

A drawing where the viewer is looking to their side, you're holding hands with your recent partner (a young woman with short gray-ish hair and a distinctive arm sleeve tattoo of a snake) and holding a drink. You're walking together and your partner smiles at you and says to 'get a look at yourself', pointing towards your nearby reflection on a store window. You have a large, pronounced belly and food on your face.

another POV pic ...

18.04.2025 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1465    πŸ” 322    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 5
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primordial soup

18.04.2025 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2552    πŸ” 332    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 3

no game this year even remotely close to operating on their level rn

17.04.2025 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 325    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 0

im literally the autistic person rfk was describing lmao if i see any of u say "no one is like this!" im going to tear ur throat out with my teeth

18.04.2025 03:41 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The Daredevil season finale raises a big question about the MCU: when the Punisher mentions Inspector Gadget, is it because he’s aware of him as a fictional character, or because Inspector Gadget is a real guy he knows?

18.04.2025 04:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3542    πŸ” 296    πŸ’¬ 100    πŸ“Œ 20
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This is the most swagged out a governor has ever been

17.04.2025 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3083    πŸ” 356    πŸ’¬ 97    πŸ“Œ 144
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This exists purely for a pun.

17.04.2025 02:53 β€” πŸ‘ 177    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0