Icy

God DAMN

Thinking about the dude who came into my job one day, asked if we sold frappuccinos, fucked off, then came back 2 hours later dressed in a gucci jacket, prada pants, and a hat that said "Big Dick Is Back In Town"

Sometimes shit doesn't go according to plan. So fuck it, we improvise, adapt, overcome that and we get there eventually

Think im gonna become a twunk and wear a maid dress just for fun

"UCLA?"

"I see LA every day"

Damnit, just barely missed it :(

I miss her, chat

Mama K! (Karlach) I need to draw more BG3 characters.

Rental GF
Would you like to choose her

Probably worth saving this number

Slowly losing my sanity like god DAMN dude

Saw the Minecraft movie while stones as fuck

Almost lost my hand to a gun malfunction, BUT WE THUG IT OUT

You sleep?

If you’re an LGB without the T/Q person, block me and fuck off.

A middle aged man helplessly holds an alligator’s tail as it steals his hat

In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊

Im down to spread some democracy

I just gained 4 followers in the span of 5 hours I havent posted anything yet dont tell me theres bots here already

I think you'd like him though, he's a pretty chill dude

Oh youve never heard of Wubby? He's an unhinged youtuber and I thought he had a hand in making this but I think I was mistaken lmao my fault

We fuckin love Wubby in this household, Bray

THATS IT..if you voted for Trump unfollow me right FUCKING NOW

I think it'd be so fucking funny is BlueSky changed to Twitter now that the original is pretty much dead